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Maybe not the stupidest. But it’s definitely up there.

Oh, wait, 50 shades was popularized.

Yeah, fireworks can't win.

:aqua_sad:

like there is literally no upside to them at this point
they scare people with ptsd and they scare dogs
its literally going "ooh fire" but in an actual harmful way.
literally cinders just fall from the sky and can set things on fire

campfires I can get behind, small thing, localized, cook in it if you want

put it out right and youre gucci

fireworks

you look at them and go wow

Well, that last part is why generally you have people a long distance away and in some cases ideally use them over like, a lake.

even then tho it can still set stuff on fire with the right conditions

there just loud and annoying

Fireworks done professionally for shows and stuff are great.
but given to the public? ....

Yeah see.

I don't mind it being done professionally. I find it scary when individuals can buy them on a whim ;D

And then set them off in their backyard.

small firecrackers and stuff like that I can get behind

like sparklers

or cherrybombs

but you don't need a legit firework

Y e s. Cherry bombs are fun

Xanth Cherry Bombs. Literally explosive cherries that grow on trees.

? I’m interested

Xanth is a book series by piers anthony and it's a magical land (existing sort of to the side of Florida) where a ton of things are pun based.

So.

Literal cherry bombs.

Spear mint.

O- ????

Nightmares are literal magic horses that bring you nightmares.

FJFJFJDJDJ. and here I thought they were real ?

centipedes, nickelpedes, quarterpedes...