KH General Chat

[raiden94 17]

Is he stupid

[dairyprods#0 8]

Yes

He didn’t know that he could get 15% off auto insurance with geico

[dairyprods#0 8]

hear me out

[raiden94 17]

Damn, you cracked it

Trump finna send ice on ur ass

[dairyprods#0 8]

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[Noleen#7811 5]

i'm testing things out for bugs so you can see most of the pieces in action

[Limen 13]

14 year olds typically don't get their own insurance

very chatgpt of you

[dairyprods#0 8]

Then his parents should have

Did his mom also not leave him inheritance

[Limen 13]

his parents let 14yo kids boat off to a separate island alone, i don't think they were very bright

[dairyprods#0 8]

When will the destiny islands police arrest his parents for child endangerment

Courts and police and arrest warrants are canon in KH

Although idk about the last two anymore

Sad

[dairyprods#0 8]

[dairyprods#0 8]

I checked the kingdom hearts novel

There is in fact a judicial system on destiny islands

[Fragment 1]

why

i mean the only punishment on destiny islands is basically saying go to the other side of the island

[dairyprods#0 8]

i checked again i was wrong

destiny islands does not have a judicial system with courts and trials

it is completely possible they summarily execute

the khx novel sounds like a reader fanfiction

[hawk222_1550644792 19]

Tbf, Khx sounds like fanfiction sometimes, lol

[dairyprods#0 8]

KH itself is fanfiction

Tetsuya “Tell the Disney exec I have a funny idea the next time you’re on the elevator” Nomura

[dairyprods#0 8]

donald is literally me

Donald is so silly

[dairyprods#0 8]

Live action KH movie when

[tsurg392 5]

Hopefully never

I don't trust Disney to NOT firetruck it up

Sora abandons Donald and Goofy to rejoin Kairi, leaving the two of them to look for Mickey and Riku alone

[Fragment 1]

i'd be fine if they continued off the kh pilot episode

[remeerade 0]

Guys roxas keeps on bullying me how do I beat him

I can guard his first attack and dodge his desperation move

how do I guard/dodge his other attacks*

cuz every other attack one shots me

[Muki 2]

Get dodge roll from limit form

Only advice i can give ya

[dairyprods#0 8]

Well trying to kill him with a keyblade is your first mistake

First you must use ranged weaponry

I recommend the usage of a 3x406mm gun battery found on the Iowa class battleships

I would recommend also an assortment of the 5in and 40mm guns for point defense in case he comes charging at you as the 406mm takes some time to load

Load high explosive shells into your 406mm guns for maximum destructive power against Roxas

And you will soon have undeniable proof that you totally owned that lamer

[remeerade 0]

I tried playing passive, using reflect and guarding what else do I do?

Istg roxas wasn't this strong at the beginning of the game

If I hear someone say "oh wait till you get to Xemnas he'll make Roxas look like the Twilight Throrn" I'm pulling up to their house and stealing their girl if Duolingo didn't do that already

[ambdis 0]

New here lol gotta say Roxas is 100% harder than Xemnas