/stole this from Gamefaqs

Yea like you ask "Why is Eterna so damn hot" , the person who replies must give a dumb answer like "Because he's not cold." or whatever, then the person who replies must ask a new stupid question.

 

k I'll start first:

Why is pedo bear so cute

Cuz the graphics were to epic for them to understand

Why is Silver called Silver?

Because gold was there first, duh!

why is there love and hate?

Because like and dislike existed

Who shall wear the face of dispair?

a gold fish

Why is the song Dymanite by Taio Cruz so addictive to listen to?

Cuz of the harpoon solo.

 

What is a harpoon solo?

a solo with a harpoon, duh.

 

what is a orgasim?

an organ that's a sin, duh.

Why can't I have Ven's goldfish

Because Ven only got manta

Why's everyone wearing avatar? (finally, an original dumb question)

Becausez wez isz mutantz D;

Whyz isz Iz speakingz withz z'sz atz thez endz ofz wordsz everyz timez?

cuz your crazy, were all crazy !!!!!

 

 

 

why is Sora to lazy to jump like 2 feet to save Kairi (From the first one)

because he wanted it to look dramatic for the cameras

 

why do eggs have shells?

Because they are mollusks (/fail)

Why doesn't Demyx's sitar break no matter how much he slams it around for battle attacks?

because it's Demyx's sitar. nuff said

Why does your avatar suck?

because you picked it

why is the sky blue

because aqua put a spell on the sky

 

 

 

why is Ven kinda stupid sometimes

Cause Terra hit him too hard with a Keyblade. |8 (wtflul)

 

Why am I awesome?

It is possible that personality and charm have something to do with it. Or perhaps you are not awesome but instead simply egotistical. It all depends on how you percieve it.

 

How many boards would mongols hoard if the mongol hoards got bored?

um yeah.. WHAT?

Why is my bed so comfortable?

Because your mom and I.... nuff said.

Why is everyone almost asking dumb questions about Kingdom Hearts and how Sora-is-oh-so-stupid?

because we are

Why can't I eat chili dogs like Sonic?

cuz your not as epic as a blue talking speed demon hedgehog

why can't i fly

cuz heartless ships would come after you, so it's a safety reason.

 

 

 

why is my dog always sleep at the foot of my bed

because he likes it

Why can't I be like a dragon?

Because then other dragon's would be jelous that a mortal became a dragon, then they would persecute you, and eventually you would be exiled to live your life in a cave.

 

Why can't my dog speak latin?