For your viewing enjoyment, We of The Pants have compiled a list of facts of the legendary Cella's Pants.

These are not nearly all of them, and feel free to say your own.

They may even be added to the list. O;

 

 

Now, what you've all been waiting for, without further delay--

 

The Facts of Cella's Pants

 

Cella's Pants Fact #1 - Wear your safety gear properly when entering. (:

 

Cella's Pants fact #2 : Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick them to oblivion. They're just that bad ass.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #3: DC is NOT allowed.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #4: May cause burns.

 

CELLA'S PANTS FACT #5: If you're alone in the pants, please call out and your rapist will assist you immediately.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #6: If you hear Jesse McCartney, don't worry, he's been trapped inside for a long time, because Cella wont let him out.

 

 

Cella's Pants fact #7: These babies are perfect for when you and your stalker are trapped in a freezer, and need warmth.

 

Cella's pants fact #8 : If you're a dumbass, please note: The pants will reject your ass and will then light your bottox on fire. The pant's are not held responsible for any depressed feelings you'd have towards it because you're just a dumbass

 

Cella's Pants Fact #9: Beware of the rocket.

 

 

Cella's Pants Fact #10: Do not enter if you have epilepsy or back problems of any kind.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #11: Bring explosives.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #12: Material not suitable for small children.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #13: Please keep all hands, feet, and personal belongings inside the ride at all times.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #14: A seven nation army couldn't hold them back.

 

Cella's Pants fact #15: May cause wearer to be very sexy.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #16: If you get scared, picture Roxas in frilly pink undies.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #17: If you hear someone inside yell "FALCON PUNCH" run away!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #18: If trapped and all else fails, tap Z or R twice and do a barrel roll!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #19: NO MASTERCATING IN THE PANTS!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #20: Keep it clean.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #21: Contains sunshine and bubbles.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #22: If Cella's Pants like you, rubbing them may cause Genies to appear.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #23: THIS ISN'T A CUTSCENE, B-CH! PRESS A! PRESS A! SHOOT EM IN THE HEEAAD!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #24: No Barrier Children are allowed.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #25: Warning: Liquids may be hot.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #26: In case of break-ins use trojans for protection.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #27: In case of break in's use your lucky charms to unlock the rainbow

 

Cella's Pants Fact #28: They're magically delicious!

 

Cella's Pants fact #29: Beware of tasting the rainbow

 

Cella's Pants Fact #30: Colorful lipstick available in side pockets.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #31: This is proof that Cella is not male.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #32: May be too sexy for you.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #33: the pants are too sexy for their shirt.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #34: It's better than drugs.

 

Cella's Pants #35: They'll let you whip them if they misbehave.

 

Cella's Pants #36: Enjoys company.

 

Cella's Pants Fact 37: Goes good with lemon ice.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #38: Enjoy the ride.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #39: You may experience whiplash.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #40: Don't go too fast.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #41: Is ALWAYS on top.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #42: Don't go too slow, either. The pants don't like that.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #43: Get them high and they will return the favor.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #44: Don't write all over them and send them across the world while sharing them with your friends.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #45: Cella's pants, the largest social networking site on the bed!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #46: Manufactured to be sunshine and bubbles.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #47: Congratulations. You've found the true door to light.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #48: The pants are like a stairway to heaven.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #49: Not, in fact, bringing sexy back, sexy never left.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #50: In case of Lord Voldemort , summon the forces of your wand to defeat the darkness.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #51: Chance of speghetti: 90%.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #52: The cake is definitely not a lie when experiencing the capability of the pants.

 

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Posting for no reason because i can *in my pants*

cellas pants fact #64 dont jizz your pants while in the pants O.o

This is amazing! I freakin' lurv you, Cella!

 

*Glomps*

8D ilu2 8D <3

Cella's Pants Fact #65 : In case of your victim's guest's escape, proceed to either persuading the person you have a lovely box of chocolates, or fire your lazer at them.

Duuude! These are amazing!

 

I wish I had that creativity to this, too! But, because I don't want to ruin this awesome list I won't even try.

Cella's Pants Fact #65: If you are ever invited into The Pants, don't go in. You are NEVER invited into The Pants.

 

I had to post at least one.

Cella's Pants Fact #66: The People's Champ must approve of your awesomeness before you can ever be in the presence of The Pants.

Cella's Pants Fact #67: If the People's Champ does not approve, you shall be subjected to wooden pole abuse.

cellas pants rule #68 All who oppose the pants must face the wrath of The peoples champ, mista. T, and subjected to the eternal torture of

Lexaeus lap dancing /Speared by Xaldin

Cella's Pants Rule #69: Please do not annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle The Pants.

Doing so will result in multiple firings of Cella's lazah.

pants fact 70? the pants will enlightenn your mind of the unknown and they nom you you do not nom them

Cella's Pants Fact #71: If your shoes are squeaky like Sephiroth's, you may enter. If you don't know where that came from, you may not enter. bleh.

You break it you buy it

Cella's Pants Fact #72? : Whiners and Complainers will be subject to being kicked out of the pants, and being thrown into the betch bin of doom for torment. Nobody wants the experience of The Pants to be ruined.

post--- gtfinmypants

Cella's Pants #73 : Wooden poles have been provided for pleasure.

Cella's Pants #74: In the Pants, possums that play dead stay dead.

Please.

Dont play possum in the Pants.

Cella's Pants #75 : In case of a bumpy ride, please make sure you're secured tightly when experiencing the capability of the pants.

Cella's Pants #75 : In case of a bumpy ride, please make sure you're secured tightly when experiencing the capability of the pants.

 

Clueless likes it bumpy (:

Bumping because I can and I don't have a rule idea. /shot

Cella's pants 76# the pants are not responeble[sp] for lost, stolen, or missing items

Cella's Pants #77: All overly-spammers will be subjected to torture, and will be whipped for as many number of posts they have spammed.

Cella's Pants #78: If you enter The Pants, you enter at own risk. Please do not enter The Pants if you are any of the following; A creepy old man in his underwear, NOT a video game junkie, OR a creepy little boy who still giggles.... (Those are the worst! )

Cellas pants rule #69 If your a betch DONT enter the pants