You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you only get one.

 

I wish for everything.

Granted but you also get the Blue Screen Of Death.

 

I wish for Kingdom Hearts. FILL ME WITH DARKNESS!

Granted, but Kingdom Hearts "IS LIGHT!"

 

I wish for a magic genie lamp.

Granted but Genie is angry so you get only half a wish >83

 

I wish for a heart. Which is not alone.

Granted, but the genie doesn't know English.

 

I wish for an exp boost in real life.

Granted but you turn into a Grandpa.

 

I wish for Pokemon.

Granted, Pokemon is now a major franchise, using cards, TV shows movies, video games, stuffed animals, and more

 

I wish for infrared vision.

Granted but instead you got pereferal vision.

 

I wish to make All-Region once again.

How does a word fall into darkness?

 

Oh you said word. FAIL.

Oh you said word. FAIL.

 

Please read his previous post.

 

Therefore, you phail.

 

NO MOAR WISHES FOR U.

 

I wish for an Arceus.

Granted, it's level 1 and it's starting move is splash.

 

I wish everyone would stop leaving the site.

WHAT WHY?

 

THAT WISH IS GRANTED BUT NO ONE CAN CRUSH THAT WISH!!! immortalwishftw.

 

I wish for Keys' wish.

Granted, I will not crush it. >:}

 

I wish I could go inside kh13 and walk around the forums.

Granted but it's too awesome so it becomes real life.

 

I wish my for nothing atm.

Granted, you get nothing...for now.

 

I wish for the Robin Williams Genie.

Does that mean I'm Xemnas?

 

Granted but... um... the genie's on vacation.

 

I wish I could be a part of some epic game.

Granted, you are now part of the epic reapers game and have 7 days.

 

I wish for a Guinea Pig.

whoop!

Granted but... I have nothing witty or stupid to say to that.

 

I wish I could go to the UG after I die.

Granted. You will be buried in Uganda after you die.

 

I wish my fall break was longer than one day.

Granted, it is now 2 days.

 

I wish for snow

I wish for 40$.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Granted.

 

I wish for a parachute.

Granted, it has a hole in it.

 

I wish for 40 dollars.

Granted, but everything in the world has doubled in price.

 

I wish for a hole.

Granted, you have a powdered donut hole.

 

I wish I knew what to name my new plushie meow wow.

Granted, you know what to name it subconsciously.

 

I wish for a personal weatherman.