You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It's a slightly darker light in a room full of bright light.

 

I wish for some sea salt ice cream.

Granted, but I would steal it from you

 

I wish I had a unicorn

Granted, but it will try to kill you.

 

I wish for a hedgehog.

Granted but it happens to be Sonic and runs fast away.

 

I wish for a better Internet connection.

Granted, but I would steal your internet from you

 

I wish I was in a good mood today

Granted, but only if you come on kh13 for at least 2 hours today.

 

I wish for every member to get on kh13 at the same time.

Granted, but the site crashes because there are so many people on.

 

I wish that the book of short stories I'm going to write gets published and becomes succesful.

Granted, but I get a free copy for granting this wish.

 

I wish for a swimming pool with gold instead of water.

Granted, but someone steals it all

 

I wish I had swimming pool full of Jell-o

Granted, but it's the green kind with carrots mixed in.

 

I wish I could control my hair with my mind.

Granted, but you only have control of your own.

 

I wish I knew karate.

Granted, but you can only use it when you absolutely need it.

 

I wish for a Yoshi!

Granted, but he runs off a cliff while you're riding him

 

I wish I could bend fire

Granted, but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

 

I wish I owned a companion cube.

Granted, but you must leave it outside your house to open the door.

 

I wish I owned the moon.

Granted, you will become supreme overlord of the first moon colony.

 

I wish I could survive in outer space without a suit.

Edited October 25, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted, but you drift aimlessly through out space for all eternity.

 

I wish for a voodoo mask.

Granted, but you can never take it back off if you put it on.

 

I wish that whenever I am happy, silver water soluble glitter will poof into the air around me.

Granted, but people would make fun of you for it.

 

I wish my cats didn't eat our plants

Edited October 25, 201212 yr by Crown Unlimit

Granted, now they eat your S O U L S.

 

I wish I had a Red Panda for a pet. (ursigisocuuuute!)

(Thank you) Granted, but you must share him with me

 

I wish I had a sloth for a monkey (wtf?)

Granted, but then you discovered that slothes aren't monkeys.

 

I wish I had a gold tooth.

Granted, but someone pulls it out of your mouth and sells it for booze money

 

I wish I could magically make any food or drink that I want appear out of thin air

Granted, but all tastes like water.

 

I wish there was a snow day in Alabama.

Granted, but it would be the last day you ever saw

 

I wish I could hold my breath for as long as I want