You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

I  say a fairy. She granted.

I wish for a stuff KH character collection.

Granted, you now have a collection of all characters below 3 feet in height.

 

I wish for an extra hour every day.

Granted. Now its gonna get sucky and you'd wish otherwise

 

 I wish I was a Pichu~~And Riku was my trainer x3;  :wub:

Granted, but he only uses rock-type pokemon.

 

I wish for nanites.

cant be granted because i have no idea what they are and i cant be bothered to google it

 

i wish for a huge chocolate bar

tiny robots. Aproximately the size of a cell.

 

Granted, it's so big it crushes the sun and we all slowly freeze to death.

 

I wish for an unbreakable sword.

Granted, but then you drop it and it falls in an ocean to be never seen again

 

I wish for the ability to bend lightning!

granted but you are not immune therefore you are killed by the lightning

 

i wish to be able to breath underwater

Granted, but water now burns your skin.

 

I wish for food.

Granted, you now have a ten pound bag of tropical fish food flakes.

 

I wish I could freeze time and take naps.

Granted---Time Freezing---

 

I wish for a PS Vita, with Persona 4 Golden.

Edited February 1, 201312 yr by I♥KH

Granted, but you only have no charge cord.

 

I wish for a bookstore I canget all my books for free from.

Granteed, but you must buy them X)

 

I wish for a WORLD PEACE.ooh. Im soo innocent

Fine, All war on Mars has ceased.

 

I wish for a wish refund.

granteed.

 

I wish for a dancing Teddie to my room.-not a innocent.

granted but he is also evil

 

i wish to control time

Granted, you may now speed up time by +/- .02 milliseconds.

 

I wish for an hourglass.

Edited February 2, 201312 yr by Gambler'sApprentice

granted but there is not even 1 grain of sand in it.

 

i wish for my 3ds battery to never die

Granted, but it overheats and melts your 3DS

 

I wish for a Keyblade.

granted but you cannot have it in your hand for more than 3 seconds.

I wish for The Emperor's New Groove to be in the next KH game.

Granted, but it's like Disney Castle in KH I. You can see it, but can't visit.

 

I wish  for a blanket, or for the temperature to increase.

both are granted and you faint from dehydration

i wish to have a ps3

Granted. EYou are denied a powercord.

 

I wish for an alien friend.

granted but he betrayed you

i wish to be married to the most beautiful woman i have met

Granted, but you're shipped off world to an alien penal colony, and can never see her again.

 

I wish for a malt. And a cheeseburger. And some french-fries. With ketchup. A glass of rootbeer too. And a jukebox. And another cheesburger. And make those fries chili-cheese fries. With onions. And do you have garlic? Let's have garlic on the fries.