You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but its broken!

I wish I had the Kingdom Key!

Granted, but it's just a cheap plastic knockoff.

 

I wish I had a terrible lawyer.

Granted but it's a ultra-terrible lawyer.

 

I wish it was warmer here D:

Granted, but the increase in temprature is caused by a volcano erupting there.

 

I wish all my friends had enough money to buy whatever they wanted for the rest of their lives.

Volcano...? In here?

 

Granted but the money flew away to ponyland.

 

I wish for no school tomorrow~

Granted, because your dead.

 

I wish Christmas was here.

Edited October 31, 201212 yr by Tycen

Granted, but all you get is coal and clothes.

 

I wish for the end of all time!

Granted but it's only for you.

 

iwish for awish

Granted, but it never came true.

 

I wish to have the ability to go back in time unseen.

Granted, but its broken!

I wish I had the Kingdom Key!

 

it really is broken : D

 

GRANTED! But you went back in time to much UNSEEN that all your bodyparts EVARPORATED

I wish i had a PSVita

granted, but i rather keep it myself

i wish for a trollface

Edited November 1, 201212 yr by replika13

Granted, go and visit Jim for your free Trollface.

 

I wish for a fabulous sunset tonight.

Granted, but you had to bend down and tie your shoe and missed it.

 

I wish for 101 dalmations.

Granted, but you found all of them in a chest in atlantica, and, well...

 

 

 

I wish I had a cool computer program that could really think for itself (Tron...)

Granted, but as soon as you activate it, it destroys the internet.

 

I wish that I could live in the Pokémon world in Kanto.

Granted, but for some reason, all the pokemon are out to get you.

 

I wish there were bananas to eat at my house.

Granted, but they were poison.

 

I wish that the Pokémon weren't out to get me.

Granted, what they're REALLY out to get are all of your shoes.

 

 

I wish I could turn my tastebuds on and off at will.

Granted, but you can no longer open your mouth.

 

I wish I had mental abilities!

 

(lol this is fun)

Granted, you can as of.... now, think. >:}

 

 

I wish I had use of The Force.

Granted, but it causes you to have tantrums every time you use it and throw it at your favorite people and things.

 

I wish for love.

 

 

 

I wish more people had signatures like yours.

( I REMEMBER THAT!)

 

Granted, but none of them are as funny as mine!

 

I wish for TRUE love!

 

'Nuff said.

 

(I COULD NOT RESIST!)

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a kite to fly right now.

(LOL)

 

Granted, but you can only fly it inside closed buildings with no vents.

 

I wish for world peace.

Edited November 2, 201212 yr by Tycen