You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, the hotel and entrance fee are free, but you have to walk there on foot.

 

I wish I had a talking sunflower.

Granted, but it doesn't like you.

 

I wish for a loaf of bread.

Granted. I hope you like rye.

 

I wish there were more smiley emoticons for me to utilize on this site.

Granted but then they ran away

 

I wish for a sandwich

Granted but you don't get anything to drink with it.

 

I wish this thread wasn't dying! D8

(me too) i dont want to crush that

 

I wish i lived in japan

Granted, but you will never learn Japanese.

I wish I could learn Japanese.

Granted, but you learn it because you are stuck in a part of japan where no one knows english.

 

I wish people would study into things before making decisions about them.

Granted, but they're all dead.

I wish that I had a real Keyblade and real skills.

Granted but the keyblade got stollen and you got hit in the head and lost your skills

 

I wish for a magic carpet!

Granted but it can only walk, not fly.

 

I wish no one on kh13 was sad anymore.

People are sad? Granted but then they became angry

 

i wish for a praying mantis

Granted, but this

 

 

 

I wish for a garden of glow in the dark plants.

Granted, but they're radioactive.

 

I wish for the power to control the power of the reboot.

Granted, but you can't use it because you're dead.

 

I wish that I could understand Japanese.

Granted but then nobody ever spoke japanese again

 

i wish for a chicken...

Granted, but It ran away.

 

I wish that everyone had a Wii U!

Granted, but all they want to do is play Gamecube games.

 

I wish I owned a functional vortex manipulator.

Granted, but itss useless.

I wish that you didn't crush this wish.

Granted *wish is crushed by troll*

I wish for infinite knowledge, and infinite capacity to recall without mental strain or madness.

Granted but infinite destroyed you.

 

I wish my homework did it by itself

Granted, but it gets all the answers wrong.

 

I wish it would stop precipitating.

Granted but then it never rained again and we all died

 

i wish i had blue and black hair

Granted, but the dye will run out...

 

I wish I was a Vocaloid...

granted but then you died

 

i wish i could draw like a pro.