You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but it will not come out until 2015. (sorry D:)I wish I was immune to poison of all kinds.

Granted but not granted 8D

 

I wish I could be on more in this section.

Granted but you can not go to any other section of this site.

 

I wish to have the power to control time

Granted but you can only use it for thirty seconds once every two days.

 

I wish that my favorite comic wasn't being cancelled.

Granted but you are not allow to read it

 

I wish for FFvs13

Granted, but you can never look at it, much less play it.

 

I wish to cheat the previous crushing of my last wish.

Granted but you get caught cheating and get sent to the wish principle's office.

 

I wish for the newt.

Granted... but it is in ghost form and nobody can see it, hear it, or sense it.

I wish for Magic!

Granted, but we all die from someone's spell.

 

I wish for a paopu fruit.

Granted but it get shared with someone you don't like

 

I wish for my favorite manga to update every month

Granted, but it the company shuts down soon after the next update, just like Tokyo Pop did.I wish for the ability to translate any language.

Edited December 4, 201212 yr by Tycen

Granted but you can only use this power twice a day.

 

I wish to go back in time 2 months ago.

Granted, but you can't go forward and have to wait it out.

 

I wish for a real Keyblade.

Granted but you get attacked by heartless and loses your heart

 

I wish KH HD 1.5 wasn't being made

I choose not to grant this wish. Therefore, it has been crushed.I wish that everyone could have a happy holiday!

Granted, but your next holiday wil be terrible.

 

I wish to gain back my heart when Heartless take it.

I will not grant your wish, your heart will be destroyed before you get it back.

 

I wish I could fast-forward to 2016.

Edited December 5, 201212 yr by prowerpower

Granted, but in between that time, you've missed 3 marriages, including your own, and you now have 2 babies that you don't remember.I wish that I could teleport myself into video games.

Granted, but the only games you can go into are puzzle games.

 

I wish a destroyed heart can be fixed.

Granted but your heart is not on the list to be fixed

 

I wish to have Samus's Power Suit

Granted, but the only games you can go into are puzzle games.

Great, So I can go in Portal 2 -end-

 

Granted but your heart is not on the list to be fixed

 

I wish to have Samus's Power Suit

Granted, but its only a replica made of cardboard.I'm wishing for the one I love to find me today.(sorry, I just watched this movie)

Edited December 5, 201212 yr by Tycen

Granted, but she'll forget about you tomorrow.

 

I wish for an actual Portal Gun.

Granted but you can never have cake again

 

I wish to be a ninja  :ph34r:

Granted, but its a rainbow ninja, and you have no weapons or skills. You just have the title and a Rainbow suit.I wish that I could make the cake from Portal.

Granted. But it is a lie.

 

I wish a had a pair of Neku's headphones.