You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. You have a son and his name is KH13.I wish you wouldn't burn your son.

Granted but then I burn down the site called KH13.

I wish I didn't have a son named KH13.

Granted. His name is now ashtemer42.I wish that I had a wishing star.

Granted, but after you make your wish it will land at your house and destroy you.

 

I wish I could make all members here freeze.

Granted, you cause an internal server error and everyone's computer freezes.  Including yours.

 

I wish I owned a bunny hood.

Granted, but if you put it on it will eat your head alive.

 

I wish I could overthrow all the moderators.

Granted but then everyone overthrow you

 

I wish goofy was the keyblade master 

Done, but his heart will fall to Darkness.

 

I wish Kingdom Hearts will never die!

Granted but then it shatters like a light bulb.

I wish I didn't have a son at all.

Granted, but now you have triplet daughters who complain all the time.

 

I wish for an unloaded pistol.

Granted, but it melts on skin contact.

 

I wish for a 1" TV.

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you get it.

 

I wish for the world's longest chain of paper clips.

Granted, but you don't have anywhere to keep it.

 

I wish I had enough money to go and watch The Hobbit every day that it remains in theaters.

Granted but you only get to see the 2D version.

 

I wish the next The Hobbit movie would come out now.

Granted. Your neighbor comes out and begs you to give him your rings.I wish that Hedgehogs were more common in the USA.

Granted. I wont break that lovely wish.

 

I wish I had super special awesome powers.

Aw, but Shera!  You already DO!  The power of Awesome has been yours to command for ages!

 

I wish I could copy and paste things in real life.

Wish granted, you can copy anything using w and y.

 

I wish I had a stealth suit.

Granted. But's it's size -0.0000000000000000000001

 

I wish for an amazing thing to blow my mind 1000 miles away in the speed of 45miles per hour.

Uhhhhh.....

 

I could tell you about when I saved the world yesterday?

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had two magic swords.

Granted.

 

But one of them can only kill orphans and the other one old people.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Granted, it is a 2 inch tall baby dragon.

 

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you can only make this wish on the very top of the highest mountain with a stick of lit dynamite in your hand.

 

 

I wish I was actually good at Dance Dance Revolution.

Granted, but only the one where you have to put quarters in to dance, so you have to pay to show off at the arcade.

 

 

I wish for batteries that would never run out.

Granted but you now have batteries that now run in.

 

I wish for my mind to blow again and GIMME BACK MY QUOTA.