You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. You crash it.

I wish for more munny.

Granted, but then it all gets stolen.

 

I wish I could have bright pink contacts.

Granted. The pink contacts become purple.

I wish for Navi from LoZ OOT to not be annoying.

Granted. And since Navi isn't annoying, the Great Deku Tree sends another fairy that is annoying.

 

I wish for a talking wolf.

Granted, but then it loses the ability to speak in a tragic accident.

 

I wish my dad would let me cosplay as Kairi.

Granted,

But he tells u to cosplay namine instead.

I wish I had a mansion all by myself.

Granted but you got lonely and suicided.

I wish to become Necromancer, which is able to revive zombies.

Granted. You are attacked by a group of adventurers that some how make it past your zombies and kill you.

 

I wish for a pizza.

Granted. it has chocolate. CHOCOLATE??? CHOCOLAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!

I wish to join Azurara Beach Party.

Granted but at the beach you get bitten by a shark

I wish for .................................. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, you knew what you wish for, but you forgot.

 

I wish for a piece of tape!

Granted but it went over your mouth forever

I wish to be a Death scythe men!

Granted. But Death decides that the scythes looks too bland, so she has her sister Delirium decorate them. Now the scythes have Teletubbies on the handle, singing fish on the blade and a rainbow as a tassel.

 

I wish for it to be Saturday already.

Granted, the hurricane hits sooner.

 

I wish the hurricane wasn’t coming.

Granted. Aliens attack instead.

 

I wish for Warhammer 40k Space Marine to have local multiplayer capabilities.

Granted, but you can't get it.

 

I wish for a pet Pichu.

Granted. Your pet Meowth ate it.

I wish to become the Acid Knight.

Granted. You are the crushed by a giant hairball from the Catfish.

 

I wish for the ability to slow down time.

Granted. You became bored and tried to kill yourself with venon.

I wish to become the Ice Knight.

Granted. You became bored and tried to kill yourself with venon.

I wish to become the Ice Knight.

 

Granted but no one will ever like you as much as the Sun Knight (And yeah, it's from a story I love that has an ice knight. Sue me )

 

I wish TGS started today!!!!

Granted. But none of the game companies are ready for it, so TGS closes without showing anything.

 

I wish Final Fantasy Versus XIII would come out on Xbox 360.

Granted. PS3 fans are raging and the Video Games War began.

I wish for Boomer Kuwanger.

Granted, but he dies.

 

Since I can't wish for 3 wishes, I wish for 3 genies.

Granted. They kill you.

I wish for a snow world.

Granted, your world is made of snow, but it melts.

 

I wish I can speak English goodly.