You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but you forgot to make your next wish

 

I wish It was summer break now

granted, but then there's 110 degree weather and you get severe sunburn.

 

I wish for pruple hair

Granted. Now your name is James and your Pokemon don't stop hurting you.

I wish I was a sword master.

Granted, but the student became greater than the master and you got stabbed.

 

I wish that I could meet up with my dear Kurai-chan.

Granted, but the student became greater than the master and you got stabbed.I wish that I could meet up with my dear Kurai-chan.

I CANNOT CRUSH THIS WISH! GRANTED WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS!I wish I didn't have, nor need nails.

Granted, but the exposed flesh became infected

 

I wish to play Sword Art Online

Edited May 6, 201312 yr by Sikota Urinakano

Granted, but the exposed flesh became infectedI wish to play Sword Art Online

Granted, but a wild boar kills you on the first floor.I wish the Amusphere and ALO were real.

Granted, but I release 1000 angry man eating socks and they eat everything.

 

I wish Sync the tempest (from tales of the abyss) was real *o*

Granted, but he's a zombie, and ate your brains.

 

I wish I was a Roxas/Jack Frost/Vampire hybrid.

Granted, but you're bedridden and is confined within a bubble.

 

I wish I know everyone's secret.

Granted, but you cannot talk for the rest of your life, or write about it.

 

 

I wish I could command humanity!

 

 

 

 

De Geso!

Granted but It will only last for a second.

 

I wish I can disappear.

Granted, but you have to be completely nude to do it.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but you're bedridden and is confined within a bubble.

 

 

 

*creys *

 

Edited October 29, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

Granted, but you're homeschooled like the dude in Movie 43

 

I wish I have a pet

Homeschooled is cool.

Thank you genii!!!

 

Granted, but it's a saber tooth tiger.... That's rabid.

 

I wish I was in college already.

granted, but it's a sausege fest and no girls allowed within 100km.

 

I wish to live in my ideal world forever.

THANK YOU

 

Granted, but Frieza blows it up

 

I wish to have good grades this semester

Granted, but you still some how fail.

 

I wish I had blonde hair.

Granted but it's just one long strand of blonde hair

 

I wish I'm not lazy and don't procastinate

Granted, but now you feel the need to get everything done and don't sleep at all.

 

I wish for a cupcake.

granted, but it's filled with EX-lax.

 

i wish I could pass the G.E.D

Granted, but a person you hate hacks the internal system of your school, and fails everyone, except him/herself

 

I wish for a beer right now

Not granted.

( drinking bad )

 

I wish I had a WORKING blueray player.

Granted but then It caught on fire

 

I wish I never bought Pokemon X

Granted, but you got no refund on it.

 

I wish I had a better social life.