You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, it's "Baby" by Justin Beiber

 

I wish I was the best like no one ever was

Granted but u will die from symmetrical blood cancer

i wish i didnt sound colour blind

Edited March 25, 201213 yr by Gumi

Granted. You're colour deaf.

 

I wish to play the Awesome Face Song when I win at something.

Granted, someone steals it and you have nothing again

 

I wish I could dance the night away

Granted but you'll 24 hours later.

 

I wish no one had orange tans(fake nor real).

Granted. Everybody has sunburns now.

 

I wish to use memes at my will.

Granted, but now you must suffer through nyan cat for the rest of your existence.

 

I wish for a money tree T_T

Granted but the moneys pink.

 

I wish that sun Cancer wasn't real.

Granted, but that means the sun is gone and the whole world has been destroyed.

 

I wish I could see a dinosaur.

Granted, but it killed you

 

I wish I had a different history teacher

Granted. You get Professor Binns.

 

I wish to have a Skarmory.

Granted, it killed you.... ANYWAYS!

 

I wish to be the next Champion to the Elite Four

Granted. Red came along and sweeped you.

 

I wish to understand women.

Granted, have to read the manual (the million page manual)

 

I wish to be a master of everything and anything

Granted. You became bored and suicided yourself.

 

I wish to have more wishes.

Granted, you lose them all with one wish

 

I wish to have a mechanical pencil that can't run out of lead

Edited April 5, 201213 yr by Kingdom Sora

Granted. It broke when it fell on the floor.

 

I wish to be able to use Shadow Ball.

Granted but a man with the ability Psychic made you faint

 

I wish to have a Dratini

Granted. A trainer stole it from you.

 

I wish to have a Full Restore.

Granted, accidently used it on your opponent

 

I wish to have a Raichu

Granted. Thunder. 'Nuff said.

 

I wish to be insane.

Granted but you're already insane so you commit suicide

 

I wish to be Ash and have all his Pokemon

Granted. Red came along. 2x 'Nuff said.

 

I wish to continue owning the Forum Games.

Granted, but a handsome young fellow named Kingdom Sora keeps thwarting you

 

I wish to own everyone's souls

Edited April 5, 201213 yr by Kingdom Sora

Granted. You don't own minds thought.

 

I wish to be a master of Hardcore.