You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted: She licked you face

 

I wish i couldn't talk.

Granted. You can't insult people now.

 

I wish to have a mystical theme.

Granted: but it is invisible

 

i wish it was july 31th 2012

Granted. The world is gone.

 

I wish to be The Tricky.

Granted, you got Rick-Rolled by the Joker

 

I wish I could learn Japanese faster!

Granted: you are now blind

 

I wish for awesome dance moves

granted but you break your legs while doing them.

 

I wish for kh3 to come out for ps3 today in English and Japanese.

Edited April 14, 201213 yr by Impersisfluff

Granted, but your ps3 is dead

 

I wish i was the CEO of Square Enix

Granted, you die of stress

 

I wish I could at least read Japanese

Granted. You can read the inscription of a Sake bottle (even I find that one lame )

 

I wish to fuse with somebody.

granted you fuse with the person u hate most

 

i wish school doesn't open on Monday

Edited April 14, 201213 yr by crashrobot55

Granted but life isnt fair

 

I wish i didnt have to do testing next week

Granted: Your killed your teacher

 

I wish I was brs

Granted but other fangirls would fight you in order to be her

 

I wish i had a scythe

Granted: you poke your eye out

 

I wish for this comment to be liked

granted: it was dis-liked

 

i wish to become the owner of square enix

Granted but nobody will like it anymore

 

I wish the stupidity would go away in the world

Edited April 14, 201213 yr by Gumi

granted but now everybody is smarter than u

 

i wish to have more wishes

Granted but everyone crushes your wishes.

 

I wish for ice.

Granted: you get ice puns. that was an ice wish

 

i wish for it to be summer break

granted its summer when u die

 

i wish i could fly like an angel

Edited April 14, 201213 yr by crashrobot55

Granted but means your dead.

 

I wish fire puns.

Granted, BURN BABY BURN!

 

I wish to sleep more.

Granted: Your sleeping beauty

 

I wish i have a gun.

Granted: Your sleeping beauty

 

I wish i have a gun.

 

Granted. You have a busted AK-47.

 

I wish to create a God.