You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, you’ll never die, be a genius, but be old and immobile.

 

I wish my keyboard-was-fixed.

granted but your screen will crack once you use it.

 

 

I wish I had a new baseball glove.

Granted. It's pink and made for a two year old.

 

I wish I could make it rain when ever I want.

Granted, but the rain drowns you.

 

I wish for poop.

Granted, now you're covered in it.

 

I wish Sora used the original Keyblade (chainsaw).

Granted. He is now a lumberjack.

 

I wish for a flame thrower.

Granted, Charizard burns you with Flamethrower.

 

I wish Beast was killed by Gaston.

Granted, but the world ends. (sorry, I'm out of ideas)

 

I wish for poop that won't magically cover me.

Granted. It cover your next date.

 

I wish for a rocket powered sofa.

Granted, but after zooming through New York City, it hits the Emprie State building, and you fall down to your death.

 

I wish for poop that didn't cover anything.

Granted. It flied towards you.

I wish to have a horse.

Granted.You now have a stuffed toy of Bullseye from Toy Story.

 

I wish for a Lightsaber.

Granted but you got cut by the lightsabes.

I wish to win the Horus yugioh tournament,

granted but some baby killed you and took the prize

 

i wish i had useless psychic powers just like bardock from dbz

Granted. They're useless.

I wish to win today's local yugioh tournament.

Granted,but someone steals your prize.

 

I wish Genies were really nice to everyone.

Granted, they are so nice they think that wishes are mean to everybody else, so you don't get one.

 

I wish I was Roxas.

Granted. Your summer vacation is...over.

 

I wish I had a working flying saucier

Granted but NASA blew it up.

I wish.

Granted but now your a nobody that no one remembers

I wish I could live in the Kingdom Hearts world with a awesome keyblade that can kill anything!

Granted, but a fat person steals it and eats you up.

 

I wish for a rock pet.

Granted but it grows up to be a boulder and squishes you to death

I wish for a magic pencil!

Granted. You drew lions and they ate you.

I wish to write in invisible ink.

Wait, I can do that!

Granted but someone wrote all over you and your invisble

I wish for eternal life

Granted. You live forever, but age so much you can't move. Eternal life doesn't mean eternal youth.

 

I wish for a candy bar.