You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but then a NekoCat appears and wipes the hero out

 

I wish i didnt have freshman orientation tomorrow

Granted, but then you have no idea and look like a n00b and have to sit by yourself at lunch.

 

I wish Frootz cat was real D:

Granted! But it was slain by a Meow Wow ~MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

I wish I have a cat

granted but it's a frootz cat and i steal it

 

i wish my elbow didn't hurt

Granted! but now you must carry on your life...with a boneless arm!

 

I wish I could draw beautifully (i want that meow wow plushie soooo badly!)

That'd be so cool! I'd beat people with my floppy arms! FLOPPY ARM ATTACK! ()~~~

 

You draw beautifully, but only with invisible ink.

 

I wish I had a tastey sammich to eat.

Granted. But as you Digested the sammich, your inner organs EXPOLEDED

 

i wish to have a best friend to cuddle with.

Granted: You choked

 

I wish Sora and Roxas were real

granted, but you never get to meet them.

 

I wish my room wasn't the place where all the bugs in the house decided to come hang out.

Granted, but that became their club afterwards!~

 

I wish for no depression!~

granted, you get apathy instead (that's worse, trust me)

 

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

Granted, but you slept during the daytime instead!!!

 

I wish for everyone to have a fast internet connection!~

Granted, but nobody can use their fast connection.

 

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but then you hit an airplane and break both of your arms and leggs and also your neck

 

I wish that i had my avatar as a pet!

Granted,but them it killed you.

 

I wish for forgot that i've played 3D and begin again without knowing nothin'!

Edited August 16, 201213 yr by Roxas_Wagner

Granted, but your 3DS spontaneously explodes 3 seconds after you start playing, and now you'll never know how it ends.(a fate worse than death)

 

I wish I could live in the Kingdom Hearts universe!

Granted,but then you live in the End of the World,that dissappeared in Kingdom Hearts 1

 

 

Wish for KH3 came fast!

Granted, but KH3 never came to see the Light of Day!~

 

I wish taxes weren't so hard to deal with!~

Edited August 18, 201213 yr by Imoore4

sorry can't grant that ;P

I wish I was a rock star

Granted, but you got in an accident and became mute

 

I wish i wasn't sick

Edited August 18, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

Granted, but you threw up all over over the living room!~

 

I wish people would answer the phone!~

Granted but they hang up directly after they pick up

 

I wish there was no such thing as homework

Granted,but then they created the: roomwork

 

Wish for videos don't start from nothing when i enter on "Last Post Wins"

Granted, but then "Last post wins" exploded

 

I wish that My stupid sock tan would go away :<

Granted, but you're stuck being Casper white for the rest of your life.

 

I wish this site wouldn't lag so much for me.