You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you flunk out of school because you got kidnapped by Axel and missed too many classes.

 

I wish this was the 2002^nd post on this thread.

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted but now the first post never happened causing all rules to become non-existent.

 

I wish that I could go back in time and stop myself from doing something.

Granted, but accidently stopped one of the best things that ever happened to you.

 

I wish I was a Fly on The Wall.

granted but your sis kills u (dont die ;.)

I WISH FOR MCR CONCERT

Granted but you can't go to it

 

I wish for today to go on forever.

Granted but today is very boring and it shall be forever

I wish I didn't get a wish

Granted, but you got one anyway!~

 

I wish the chat thing on here worked better!

Granted but the chatroom is still dead.

 

I wish for a :ph34r:

Granted but he decides to kill you.

I wish Sweet Memories Keyblade was stronger.

Granted but now it requires you to aquire 1,000,000 munnies to get

 

I wish that I didn't type this in blue.

Granted but you typed in your least favorite color.

 

 

I wish that KH was real.........

Granted but the Organization decided to destroy Earth.

I want to buy the Sweet Memories Keyblade now.

granted, but you are a mugged and lose it moments later.

 

(like to see someone horrify this..)

I wish I had a life threatening disease.

Go.

Granted but everyone around you dies.

 

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted but the computer doesn't work.

 

I wish I didn't have school tommorow.

Granted but you had lots of homework and classwork the next day.

I wish I could be a player in The World Ends With You and not be erased.

 

Granted but you had lots of homework and classwork the next day.

I wish I could be a player in The World Ends With You and not be erased.

Granted, but you got erased anyway!

 

I wish I had my own Laptop and not had to borrow one!

Granted but it only has Internet Explorer!

I wish there were more gay guys in my grade

Granted, but instead there were more Gay girls instead!

 

I wish it wasn't always so cold in my house!~

Granted, but now it's unbearably warm.

 

I wish that I'll do really well in class tomorrow and don't spill anything pathogenic on my lab manual, cause I don't want to have to wait forever while they autoclave it...

Granted, but that happened anyway!8D

 

I wish I could get eat chicken all the time!~

Granted but it has a virus on them

 

 

I wish I wasn't hooked on the book The Hunger Games.

Granted,but them you lost all your books,and can't buy or take from a library.

 

Wish for more cookies!

Granted, but someone left them in the oven too long and they've been reduced to the black carbon remains of what used to be delicious cookies.

 

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted, but it did you instead!~

 

I wish KH13 was a High School!~