You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but they're in Monopoly dollars.

 

I wish that Amy and Rory DIDN'T DIE. STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T~T

Granted, but when they died they went to Donut heaven.

 

I wish for Creeks to be appareled!

Granted, but the Creeks flood.

 

I wish that Rory and Amy were immortal.

(I don't want to crush your wish... ﾟ-ﾟ )

 

How about... Granted! But they're only immortal when they are in a time period that they got to without the Doctors help. >:}

 

I wish I had a functional piece of psychic paper.

(I don't want to crush your wish... ﾟ-ﾟ )

 

 

Granted, but instead it sends messages to Stephanie Meyers.

 

I wish that I had seven Princess Peach trophies.

To bad she has herpes and she spits on all of her trophies.

 

I wish I had a biscuit.

Edited October 1, 201213 yr by XaonSchock

Granted, but it tastes terrible!

 

I wish for a Yoshi!

Granted, but your Yoshi eats all of your apples and gets arsenic poisoning from the seeds.

 

I wish I had space/time powers that let me create wormholes between universes and dimensions at will.

Granted but you destroy almost every universe in the process.

 

I wish for $359.99.

Granted, but it's $359.99 in debt.

 

I wish for sadness to not exist.

Granted but everyone gets so angry world war 3 happens.

 

I wish my friend Rixec had $1 million.

Granted, but it's a million munny in KH 358/2 Days.

 

I wish that everyone would keep their humanity intact.

Granted, but humanity is such a dark thing there was little difference.

 

I wish for this wish to be ignored.

Granted, but it is only ignored by the mods

 

I wish for a hologram machine.

Granted, but it wasn't ignored completely.

 

I wish for the heartless to invade earth.

Granted but us KH13 members wipe them out c:

 

I wish I didn't have midget legs

;3;

Granted, you now have one normal leg and one midget leg.

Right, a wish.

Um, I wish for a penny.

Edited October 3, 201213 yr by Gambler'sApprentice

Granted, but it's so huge it falls and flattens you like a pancake.

 

I wish that the earth would implode.

Granted, and it's all your fault.

 

I wish that tyrannosaurus rexes smelled like lemons and mated with Voldemort's ancestors.

Granted i wish that the previous wish don´t exist

Paradox. You are erased from history.

 

I wish that the site would hail me as the King of Forum Games!

Granted... i wish that i have the enough patience to defeat him and become the forum games king

Granted, but now niether of you are the king of forum games

 

I wish for Meow Wow to be ruler of the world.

Granted, but the people rise up against it.

 

I wish I wore the orange lantern power ring.

Granted, but it's just a cheap imitation from a cereal box.

 

I wish Godzilla would dine on Blacksun's soul.