You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but you get cake instead. <-- it's a lie btw.

 

I wish I could die.

Granted, but you come back to life.

 

I wish for a dollar.

YESH!

 

Granted but it turns out to be a Rupee instead. So go enjoy.

 

I wish for me.

Granted, but since I'm a wicked evil genie I'm going to add a V to the end of that and give you a MeV!!!!! (Mega electron volt)

 

I wish my eyes could see ultra violet and infra red light.

Granted but since you MeV'd ME, your eyes will now die.

 

 

I wish for a 3DS and a PS3. NAOW.

Granted, you now have a 3DS that has no buttons and a PS3 that has no disc tray.

 

I wish to be inspired.

Granted,but you have no way to express your inspirations.

 

I wish for a j.

Granted, you now have the J programing language.

 

I wish for a penny.

Edited October 11, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted,but it's a soul-consuming eldritch abomination named Penny.

 

I wish for Season 3 of Sherlock.

GRANTED! But... Sherlock dies.... and the season is cut short... and it's not very good...

 

I want for a cute puppy

Granted, but it's a mutt.

 

I wish for a perfectly normal leaf.

Granted, but it blows away.

 

I wish for a good sandwich I can eat right now.

 

 

GRANTED! But... Sherlock dies.... and the season is cut short... and it's not very good...

 

Already happened, already is, and isn't possible.

Granted, you have a Shawarma on pita sandwich, but the Hulk stole it from you right when you were about to eat it.

 

I wish I could see molecules.

Granted.

You can now see every molecule that uses a noble gas.

 

I wish someone would post after this.

Granted, but no one will post after this.

 

I wish for a rock.

Granted but a boulder falls on you instead.

 

I wish for my next wish to not get crushed. Or any of sort.

Granted, but it got crushed any way.

 

I wish for everything!~

Granted, everything now exists.

 

I wish for a tail.

Granted, you now have a tail on your right-hand pinky.

 

I wish for a perfectly normal toothpick to come into existence 1 ft. away from me, with 0 velocity and to remain in existence for 35 years.

Granted but a dog eats it before you get to it.

 

I wish for nothing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing

 

I wish I was more patient sometimes.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted...but...Granted.

 

I wish for deep jungle back in kh.

granted but your eaten by the jaguar

i wish i could beat data vexen

Granted but you now have to beat Ultimate Marluxia with 1 HP. Good Luck.

 

I wish for a new hair cut.

Granted but you now have to beat Ultimate Marluxia with 1 HP. Good Luck.

 

I wish for a new hair cut.

 

note hp doesnt count for anything in marluxia fight

granted but its a bieber cut