Random though because i'm bored. We all know no actor s perfect so let's see what happens with mess ups of kingdom hearts. There also might be some cursing but not to much and Xemnas little anagram will get used if wanted. Last thing throw idea's at me please there going to be great help. Now enjoy!

 

(Take One Beginning Kingdom Hearts)

*Where at the part where the wave is coming at Riku*

Riku: holds out his hand

Sora: *slowly reaches into pocket* "Sorry I don't have any change."

Cut!

 

Olympus Coliseum

Sora" *Sora looks at the big form of the rock Titan.*"I have to beat this?"

 

Donald: "Don't worry Sora! The power of our hearts will help us win!"

Sora: "Donald, we've been through this. HEARTS PUMP BLOOD!"

 

Hollow Bastion

Sora: "I don't need the keyblade. I have the best weapon of all."

 

Riku: "What?Your heart? That weak little thing?"

Sora: "No…THIS! *Sora runs up to Riku and kicks him in the groin. Then punches him in the face. Finally he elbow drops him on the head knocking him out. He then casually picks up the keyblade.*

 

 

Olympus Coliseum Platinum Match

Sora: *Sora watches as the one winged angel descends from the air, unfurl his wing and unsheathe his 7 foot sword.Sora looks down at his little keyblade and back at the black clothed man's sword. He takes another look at his keyblade and says one thing.* "Oh Hell no."

 

Hollow Bastion

Riku: "Come in to everlasting darkness!" *Looks at Sora and sweat drops*

Sora: *Messing with his hair* "Uh what did I miss?"

Funnny

xDD

lol

lol

 

xDD

 

Funnny

 

Thanks and now let's get going on some more

(Kingdom Hearts 2)

 

*Roxas and the Window*

Roxas: Roxas opened the window and leaned out. He then noticed that he was leaning a little to far..... "Noooooooo!" He went falling onto the pavement face first.

*Take 2*

Roxas: Roxas opened the window when Seifer came around the block. Seifer then grabbed a rock and threw at Roxas head. "Not again!" Roxas fell face first onto the pavement again while Roxas fan girls went after Seifer with pitchforks.

 

*Axel and Roxas Abandon Mansion*

Roxas: "Axel...."

Axel: "You really do remember me Roxas. I'm so FLATTERED!" A ring of fire appereared aound them. You then see Axel crying.

Roxas: "Axel what happened?"

Axel: "I burnt myself!"

 

*Hollow Bastion Deymx Defeat*

Deymx: "Ahhhhhhhhh!" *Still there*

Sora: "What happened?"

Deymx: *Looking at himself* "Uh wasn't I supposed to fade?"

Director: *Looking at script* "I think so but are budget got cut."

 

*Hollow Bastion Sephiroth vs Sora*

Sora: "Come on guys we can take him!" *Sees Donald and Goofy hightailing out of there* "Not fair!"

 

*Form Fail against Xigbar*

Sora: "Come on let's use Final form." *Sora starts to glow white when it faded it didn't come out right..* "Let's go Xigbar"

Xigbar: *Laughing and pointing at Sora*

Sora: What!?" *Looking at himself.* He was dressed in a white frilly dress and had a gold tiara. "I hate this. Director I want a raise."

 

 

*Joke Weapon Saix*

Saix: Saix was preparing to go against Sora. He summoned his weapon. Then everyone started laughing at him.

Sora: *On his back laughing*

Riku/Ansem: *Face palmed and laughing at Saix.

Kairi: *Leaning on a wall and laughing*

Saix: "What the!?" He saw that his weapon had been replaced with a big banana. "AAAAXXXXXXXXXEEEEELLLLL!"

so funny

*on back laughing and starts to cry because laughing so hard* TOO HILARIOUS!!! *rolling on the floor laughing hysterically*

Funny! Do something for Aqua ;D

Funny! Do something for Aqua ;D

 

I will but that will be with Birth by Sleep. If you have noticed i'm doing each one with the game it's in.

(Kingdom Hearts 2) *DON'T read if you don't like the name mansex *

 

*Mansex is going to kill me *

Mickey: "I remember now. Mansex Ansem's apprentice." *Mickey then started to laugh because he messed up his line*

Sora: "I though since this was rated E we'd have to call him Xemnas?" *Sora then saw Xemnas looking at them with sabers in ready."

Director "Cut!"

Zexion: "Mickey correction it's DARTH MANSEX"

Xemnas: *He had it. He went after Zexion*

Zexion: "No not the hair!"

 

*Roxas, Sora, Ventus? Luxord Ending"

Luxord: "How could you Ventus?"

Sora: "It's Roxas!" *face palm*

Riku/Ansem "Isn't Ventus coming in Birth By Sleep?"

 

 

*And here I hurt Sora Sora vs Ansem"

Riku/Ansem ".........." *pointing behind Sora.*

Sora "What?!" *He gets hit with Soul Eater*

Riku/Ansem "I missed...." *Looking stupid right now*

 

*Sora is hurt again Xigbar vs Sora*

Sora: *The heartless had appeared around him when Xigbar came* (Now this a blooper so something went wrong)

Xigbar" *Shooting* A scream is heard

Sora: *On the ground with a bullet going through his arm*

Xigbar: I missed the heartless and hit him......"

 

*Riku Riku is going to fall. After Xigbar ending."

Riku/Ansem: Was fighting heartless inching his way to the edge till........ *He tripped over the cloak and went face first over the railing into the Hall of Empty Melodies.

Director "Cut!"

Roxas: "Now we are even Riku." *He went up to Riku while readying a thunder spell*

Camera Goes Out

 

Ok now I am going to Chain of Memories but I have little knowledge for it so Idea's are need to make something good and I hope you enjoyed this.

LMAO You should do more on the first kh

Naaa i'll make a second mess up and i'll do all again with new ideas

LMAO You should do more on the first kh

 

Naa I'll do that in another one of these when I go back for the second time

oh god this had me dyin

GOD THAT WAS AWESOME

LMAO!

It was ok

Heh, good stuff.

(Ok I'm skipping a bit but I will get to all games but I need idea's people so give me them)

(Birth By Sleep)

 

*Vanitas is going to Hurt Aqua vs Vanitas Radiant Garden*

Aqua: *She had just got Vanitas knocked to the ground and went to remove the helmet* "Wait forget the lines you deserve this!" She smashes the helmet with the point of the keyblade.*

Vanitas: "What the!?" *He got the keyblade to his face leaving him bleeding.* "That's it!" *He summons Void Gear and attacks Aqua*

Director "Cut and someone separate them!"

Sora: *Grabs Vanitas and starts to pull him away* (Note this is KH2 Sora and Riku will help too soon)

Terra: *Grabs Aqua ans starts to pull her away**

 

*Wrong Guy this Time Unmasking Vanitas*

Vanitas?: *Vanitas Mask had came off but you saw Sora instead of Vanitas.*

Ventus: "Wait a minute where'd Vanitas go?"

Sora: "Aqua made it so he wouldn't be able to act for awhile." *Sora looked at Aqua with a glare* "So I have to do His parts for now."

Ventus: "The game gets suspended then you can do any scenes that have the mask but not the ones from this."

 

*Xehanort i'd look behind you if I were you.... Sediment vs Terranort*

Xehanort: He was looking off to the other side of the keyblade graveyard when something happened. *Thwack* "What the?!"

Sediment: *Taking a swing at Xehanorts head* "I don't care about the lines right now"

Xehanort: *Out cold*

Director: "Can we get one scene where something hasn't messed it up?"

I'll add more soon

Lol this was funny! Great job, please keep it up!!!

Awesome, keep going.

Birth By Sleep Again

 

*Vanitas and Sora? Destiny Islands* Vanitas? is always Sora and it will be seen alot

Vantias?: Appearing in front of Ventus ready to speak. *Gets hit i the head with the Kingdom Key*

Vanitas: "I want to know who got me in this and gave me the Kingdom Key while dying my hair!" Vanitas beening Vani got his hair dyed brown and his outfit was switched with Sora's KH2 outfit.

Sora: *I don't know someone did it to me too!" Sora had black hair in Vanitas suit with the helmet now in pieces.

Ventus: "We have to do the scene again don't we?"

Director: *Nodding his head*

 

Axel and Lea next time

lol

Lol funny!

(Axel and Lea Nothing goes bad right?) Ventus? = you should know who.....

Birth by Sleep scene with Lea and Ventus

Ventus?: *Tosses the keyblade a little to hard nailing Lea's face* I hate that i'm making up for him...........

Lea: *Gripping his now bloody nose* Why did you do that Ventus?

Ventus: I'm not Ven. He had to get a bone fixed so I had come in for him.

Lea: Well I don't go anyone because Axel is a little to well you know

Roxas: Well I should I was in let me think two games with him. I need a better job.

Axel: We all do so can you quit complaining. Your lucky because you have someone to replace you.

 

I need idea's give me idea's or I can't continue.