October 30, 201114 yr See, what most people don't know is that pens, like socks, are magical creatures and fade in and out of our dimension. If we could find their home dimension, we could be able to fix our losing of pens (and socks)!
October 30, 201114 yr *grabs keyblade* We are finding this dimension of lost socks and pens!!! First, I think we should study their culture. Understand why they come to serve us, then disappear.
October 30, 201114 yr *grabs keyblade* We are finding this dimension of lost socks and pens!!! Exactly. Screw going to the Realm of Sleep. We must go to the Realm of Pens! (and Socks)
November 2, 201114 yr First, I think we should study their culture. Understand why they come to serve us, then disappear. Pens seem to have feelings...just as I was writing random kingdom hearts quotes in my notebook, it suddenly gave out when I wrote "One keyblade is enough for any friendship..." then mysteriously started working again later lol
November 2, 201114 yr Pens seem to have feelings...just as I was writing random kingdom hearts quotes in my notebook, it suddenly gave out when I wrote "One keyblade is enough for any friendship..." then mysteriously started working again later lol heh, must have been very moved by that quote. Hey, maybe it had experience with that.
November 2, 201114 yr See, what most people don't know is that pens, like socks, are magical creatures and fade in and out of our dimension. If we could find their home dimension, we could be able to fix our losing of pens (and socks)! you sir, have a magic answer
November 2, 201114 yr heh, must have been very moved by that quote. Hey, maybe it had experience with that. OMG THE PEN IS REALLY AQUA'S KEYBLADE!!!Obviously, it warped to the realm of socks and pens and used magic to disguise itself then appeared in the bottom of my bookbag. It's really the only logical explanation. That or FAIRY GOD PARENTS! (couldn't resist)
November 2, 201114 yr OMG THE PEN IS REALLY AQUA'S KEYBLADE!!! Obviously, it warped to the realm of socks and pens and used magic to disguise itself then appeared in the bottom of my bookbag. It's really the only logical explanation. That or FAIRY GOD PARENTS! (couldn't resist) You never can tell about Fairy God Parents.
November 9, 201113 yr You never can tell about Fairy God Parents. After much research, I have figured out the truth...After the great tragedy of the keyblade wars, countless keyblade wielders were killed, their barren lifeless keys left behind in what is now known as the keyblade graveyard. The keychains of these keyblades, which held on to the last memories and feelings of their weilders, grew too sorrowful to remain on the battleground which reminded them of their errors, and so they left to a world where they could empty their sorrows...the realm of socks. The socks took pity upon the keychains, and so transformed them into pens--their sorrows and memories became ink, and once they dried out, so would their sorrows, and the remnants of their previous masters would be at rest. The socks sent these pens to a rural world away from the current battles of the keyblade that they themselves would often go on vacation: Earth. At times when the memories grew to be too much for them, they would escape and return to the realm of socks, maybe to return again someday. One of these pens were special: The pen of darkness, the main agitator and the one who fought hardest for the power of kingdom hearts during the keyblade wars. It's ink of sorrow and guilt will never be emptied until it feels it has truly paid for its sins; even now, this pen chronicles and records on the current events of the keyblade wielders, feeling that it does not deserve to escape the damage it's caused. Who is in posession of this pen you might ask? Tetsuya Nomura... Proof I have too much time on my hands lol
November 9, 201113 yr After much research, I have figured out the truth... After the great tragedy of the keyblade wars, countless keyblade wielders were killed, their barren lifeless keys left behind in what is now known as the keyblade graveyard. The keychains of these keyblades, which held on to the last memories and feelings of their weilders, grew too sorrowful to remain on the battleground which reminded them of their errors, and so they left to a world where they could empty their sorrows...the realm of socks. The socks took pity upon the keychains, and so transformed them into pens--their sorrows and memories became ink, and once they dried out, so would their sorrows, and the remnants of their previous masters would be at rest. The socks sent these pens to a rural world away from the current battles of the keyblade that they themselves would often go on vacation: Earth. At times when the memories grew to be too much for them, they would escape and return to the realm of socks, maybe to return again someday. One of these pens were special: The pen of darkness, the main agitator and the one who fought hardest for the power of kingdom hearts during the keyblade wars. It's ink of sorrow and guilt will never be emptied until it feels it has truly paid for its sins; even now, this pen chronicles and records on the current events of the keyblade wielders, feeling that it does not deserve to escape the damage it's caused. Who is in posession of this pen you might ask? Tetsuya Nomura... Proof I have too much time on my hands lol :blink: ...my brain hurts...
every motherfudgeing time