Yea my couch keeps feeling me up.

At first I thought it said "coach".

I was planning to respond with "So?"

Now I feel like a jerk

I have the same problem. Every time I try to sit down, it always just takes me from behind. . .

Yea my couch keeps feeling me up.

 

MY COUCH DOES THAT TO ME TOO!!!!

and it won't stop

Is it really it's fault? You do lay it pretty much everyday. Something's gotta give at some point (no pun intended)

I would start to worry if the couch began sweet talking you

Make sure you don't start hearing voices in your head nao. v.v

:mellow: Great. I'll never be able to sit on my couch again with out this popping up in my head. Oh well. :ph34r:

I think my chair wants to rape me, Whenever I sit on it when I use the computer, it keeps hurting me when I stay seated for a long time...My poor bottom..

That doesn't happen with my couch.

Never happen to me but reminds of this

Accept your couch's love for you. It's one of the most loyal things in your life and is always there for you when you need it. Unless of course it's allowing someone else to occupy the space on its cushions. Then it must think your butt isn't as wonderful as theirs.