WARNING, YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF DOING ANY OF THESE!!!
1. When the teacher says to "Take a seat", answer, "Take it where?"
2. When the teacher calls your name on the roll call, answer, "Absent."
3. If the teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their screaming fest, then ask, very loudly, "DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?!"
4. Sit in a corner and wait for everybody to look at you. When they do, grab your head and scream, "THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAHHH IT BURNS!!"
5. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board, hello, my name is Ms/Mr. {insert name here}, stand up and say, "PROVE IT!"
6. Come to class, late, in a Spider-Man costume, then say there was a 'disturbance'.
7. When the teacher asks why you are late, say "The queen/king is never late, everyone is simply early."
8. When a teacher asks you a question, say "I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected. Please leave me alone or try again later."
9. When someone knocks on the door, shout "OH NO THEY'VE COME FOR ME!!!"
10. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say "IT'S SPREADING!!"
11. When a substitute is taking the roll call, say everyone is absent, when they ask who you are, say "I'm your worst nightmare."
12. Walk into class like a super spy. (keep your back to the wall, point your fingers up like a gun, look around the room with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme song, etc...)
13. Sing the Barbie Girl song.
14. If you're a guy, talk in a really girly, sissy voice when the teacher asks you a question.
15. If you're a girl, talk in a really low, manly voice when the teacher asks you a question.
16. Call everyone by a codename, and use them with your teacher.
17. Dress up like L from Death Note, and walk in wearing no shoes.
18. If your teacher asks why you aren't wearing any shoes, reply by standing on the desk/table, pointing at them, yelling "YOU'RE KIRA!!!"
19. Wear a Sasuke costume to school.
20. When he/she looks at you, say "I know what you're thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I'm a Pokemon.
21. 5 mins after saying that, throw a Pokeball at your teacher's head and shout "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!"
22. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha.
23. Show up to class. (Haha, now they have to put up with ya! Haha... SUCKERS!! )
24.Every time the PA comes on, act surprised and scream "NO, NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!"
25. Every time the morning announcements start, look around the room's ceiling and say "GOD? IS THAT YOU?!"
26. Say "Wouldn't you like to know?" every time the teacher asks you a question.
27. Sing the Batman theme song loudly while the class is dead silent/during a test.
28. If you can, get thenecessary materials you need to take over the school PA system. Then play forty minutes of your favourite CD over it. Extra points if you don't get caught.
29. Fall asleep in class, when the teacher wakes you, say "Awe, I was dreaming you were ACTUALLY nice!"
30. During class, run to the window and insist that you saw the Bat Signal.
31. If you are learning about space, look out the window and scream "IS THAT A UFO?!?!" if the teacher tells you to sit down and get on with your work, say "You are one of them! YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER OUR POOR, INNOCENT PLANET AND MAKE US WORK UNDER YOUR COMMAND!!!"
32. If you have a teacher that hates Doctor Who, (I don't know how this can happen.) if you have the book series, bring it in and say that you paid a lot of money for them and if they can read it to the class. If they say no, start to fake cry and cause a scene.
Same one who did '50 ways to annoy your parents'.
WARNING, YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF DOING ANY OF THESE!!!
1. When the teacher says to "Take a seat", answer, "Take it where?"
2. When the teacher calls your name on the roll call, answer, "Absent."
3. If the teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their screaming fest, then ask, very loudly, "DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?!"
4. Sit in a corner and wait for everybody to look at you. When they do, grab your head and scream, "THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAHHH IT BURNS!!"
5. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board, hello, my name is Ms/Mr. {insert name here}, stand up and say, "PROVE IT!"
6. Come to class, late, in a Spider-Man costume, then say there was a 'disturbance'.
7. When the teacher asks why you are late, say "The queen/king is never late, everyone is simply early."
8. When a teacher asks you a question, say "I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected. Please leave me alone or try again later."
9. When someone knocks on the door, shout "OH NO THEY'VE COME FOR ME!!!"
10. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say "IT'S SPREADING!!"
11. When a substitute is taking the roll call, say everyone is absent, when they ask who you are, say "I'm your worst nightmare."
12. Walk into class like a super spy. (keep your back to the wall, point your fingers up like a gun, look around the room with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme song, etc...)
13. Sing the Barbie Girl song.
14. If you're a guy, talk in a really girly, sissy voice when the teacher asks you a question.
15. If you're a girl, talk in a really low, manly voice when the teacher asks you a question.
16. Call everyone by a codename, and use them with your teacher.
17. Dress up like L from Death Note, and walk in wearing no shoes.
18. If your teacher asks why you aren't wearing any shoes, reply by standing on the desk/table, pointing at them, yelling "YOU'RE KIRA!!!"
19. Wear a Sasuke costume to school.
20. When he/she looks at you, say "I know what you're thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I'm a Pokemon.
21. 5 mins after saying that, throw a Pokeball at your teacher's head and shout "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!"
22. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha.
23. Show up to class. (Haha, now they have to put up with ya! Haha... SUCKERS!!
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24.Every time the PA comes on, act surprised and scream "NO, NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!"
25. Every time the morning announcements start, look around the room's ceiling and say "GOD? IS THAT YOU?!"
26. Say "Wouldn't you like to know?" every time the teacher asks you a question.
27. Sing the Batman theme song loudly while the class is dead silent/during a test.
28. If you can, get thenecessary materials you need to take over the school PA system. Then play forty minutes of your favourite CD over it. Extra points if you don't get caught.
29. Fall asleep in class, when the teacher wakes you, say "Awe, I was dreaming you were ACTUALLY nice!"
30. During class, run to the window and insist that you saw the Bat Signal.
31. If you are learning about space, look out the window and scream "IS THAT A UFO?!?!" if the teacher tells you to sit down and get on with your work, say "You are one of them! YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER OUR POOR, INNOCENT PLANET AND MAKE US WORK UNDER YOUR COMMAND!!!"
32. If you have a teacher that hates Doctor Who, (I don't know how this can happen.) if you have the book series, bring it in and say that you paid a lot of money for them and if they can read it to the class. If they say no, start to fake cry and cause a scene.