10 Fails You Did Involving Kingdom Hearts

[Sora'sMum 352]

Deep Jungle took me like a BAJILLION years to finish! I gave up and beat kingdom hearts 2 the next year and then a year after that went and beat kingdom hearts 1 FINALLY.

 

Oh and when I first saw the KH1 advertisement on TV I thought it looked like a super lame game that was only for girls and I never imagined playing it. But then destiny brought me to the local blockbuster where I rented the game for a week and it was love and 'second' sight.

[khoathkeeper13 429]

1. When I was little, I threw the controller while fighting a Shadow in KH.

2. It took me 10 or more tries to first beat Demyx

3. I used to be scared of the Heartless

4. One of those Heartless was a Shadow

5. I couldn't beat KH1 cuz I couldn't find the Castle Chapel

6. I got stuck at Trickmaster in Re:COM for so long that I started the game over on easy

7. I squealed when I saw the KH3D trailer, laughed at myself, and then walked away from my computer thinking "what the heck...."

8. I still can't beat Xaldin without dying at least 10 times

9. When I got to the end of KH2 at that door I chose "I need a moment to calm down" cuz I actually needed to calm down (first time getting to/playing a final battle without my sister's help) >_<

10. The only reason I don't have 100% on my KH2 game to unlock the secret ending is cuz I couldn't get those stupid posters up in 20 seconds

[Oishii 3,987]

• I totally thought Sora was a girl when I saw the first commercial for it
• I beat Riku on Destiny Island 99 times and was pissed when people still said he was better than me
• I spent an hour trying to fight the heartless with a wooden sword...
• I had to back track 4 times in Hollow Bastion because Donald and Goofy kept pushing me off the ledges
• I beat Ursula my first time... by swimming in circles for 15 min while Goofy and Ariel did the work
• I spent 30 minutes running around like an idiot with shadow Sora laughing my head off
• I spent a long time raising money on Roxas for the trip to the beach only to realize later I didn't have to (and then Riku stole it, that ba****d! I kicked your butt 99 times!)
• I learned katakana from playing the finals mixes (the menus are practically in English, they are just written in katakana).
• I lvled from 55 to 99 in KHII while reading. I just kept Sora in TWTNW and had Donald and Goofy fight shadows. I would stop reading when the battle music ended to exit and reenter the area.
• Bullets are way cooler than numbers

[Axtwyt 500]

I thought the original characters were from Final Fantasy and the Final Fantasy characters were original.

 

And I also thought it was weird that no one cared how odd it was for Donald and Goofy to be there.

[khoathkeeper13 429]

Could not beat Terranort in Terra's story for 2 WEEKS

 

I'M NOT THE ONLY-! I mean... that must've been annoying. x_x

[XIIISwords 1,059]

1. When I was little, I thought the fairies were lesbians who had three-ways all the time.

 

You couldn't have been that little if you knew about lesbians.

[lizzie1238 538]

1. When I first unlocked Riku's story in Re:CoM, I accidentally overwrote my Sora save file.

 

2. I gave up on KH1 for months when I could not beat Riku-Ansem

 

3. I gave up on Re:CoM for months when I could not beat Riku replica.

 

4. I have up on Days for months when I could not beat that guy in Halloween town.

 

5. I always try to beat Riku in the race in KH1, but I never have, no matter how many times I try. He always gets to name the raft, and I can't name it "Roxas" like I want to!

 

6. When I first played KH2 and knew nothing about FF, when Tifa said she was looking for someone with spikey hair, I thought she was talking about Roxas.

 

7. When I first found out about Ventus, I liked him because he looked like Roxas. Now I hate him because he looks like Roxas.

 

8. When I first played KH2, I didn't realize you could get abilities by leveling up drive forms, and I rarely used drives because I didn't want to waste the drive meter.

 

9. I think the fat struggle announcer guy is Pence's father.

 

10. I still haven't beaten Sephiroth in KH1. I can't even damage him enough to make his health look like its going down.

[lizzie1238 538]

7. I thought Pit from Kid Icarus was Sora.

 

Me too!!!!!

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

 

 

 

 

3. I gave up on Re:CoM for months when I could not beat Riku replica.

Same buy with Vexen. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png

 

 

 

 

 

6. When I first played KH2 and knew nothing about FF, when Tifa said she was looking for someone with spikey hair, I thought she was talking about Roxas.

 

LOL ME TOO.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

1. When I first unlocked Riku's story in Re:CoM, I accidentally overwrote my Sora save file.

 

2. I gave up on KH1 for months when I could not beat Riku-Ansem

 

3. I gave up on Re:CoM for months when I could not beat Riku replica.

 

4. I have up on Days for months when I could not beat that guy in Halloween town.

 

5. I always try to beat Riku in the race in KH1, but I never have, no matter how many times I try. He always gets to name the raft, and I can't name it "Roxas" like I want to!

 

6. When I first played KH2 and knew nothing about FF, when Tifa said she was looking for someone with spikey hair, I thought she was talking about Roxas.

 

7. When I first found out about Ventus, I liked him because he looked like Roxas. Now I hate him because he looks like Roxas.

 

8. When I first played KH2, I didn't realize you could get abilities by leveling up drive forms, and I rarely used drives because I didn't want to waste the drive meter.

 

9. I think the fat struggle announcer guy is Pence's father.

 

10. I still haven't beaten Sephiroth in KH1. I can't even damage him enough to make his health look like its going down.

 

 

lol I did beat riku and he STILL got to name the raft ....Glitch maybe ? 8D

[lizzie1238 538]

lol I did beat riku and he STILL got to name the raft ....Glitch maybe ? 8D

 

Well I wouldn't know if you get to name the raft or not when you win, since I never won. At least, never on the very first race, which is the one that matters.

[The One Truth 48]

In KH 1 I tried to complete the game 100% but I couldn't. Why Because in Halloween town at Oogie boogies castle there was a red trinity mark, and I didn't see if my first time. So I beat the game got all weapons, and etc... I got 99% done and I was missing that one red trinity, that one firetrucking trinity and it was at oogie's castle and it's gone. Oh man I raged for like 2 minutes.

 

When I first played KH2 I never knew I could use magic till like half way through the game. Also I didn't know I could add abilities to my characters till I got to the Olympus Colosseum

[XIIISwords 1,059]

10. KH1: I thought Sephiroth was required to beat the game.

 

9. KH2: I laughed when Goofy got "fatally" hit over the head and "died."

 

8. KH2: I had to have my little brother beat the Tron mini-game for me.

 

7. KH2: I couldn't figure out how to get the solar ship to survive, so I turned off the game for a couple weeks.

 

6. KH2: I couldn't destroy Demyx's water creatures in time, so I put the game down for a month.

 

5. KH2: I couldn't beat Xigbar, so I stopped playing for a year (it took me quite a while to beat KH2)

 

4. BBS: I got MF to one bar left as Aqua, sneezed, and she was killed.

 

3. BBS: I got MF down to two bars left as Terra, used a Shotlock, and fully healed MF.

 

2. KH2 I thought that Setzer in Twilight Town was Ansem SoD, and I freaked out.

 

1. KH1: The worst. I traveled the long way up to Maleficent's room. Beat the first form easily, couldn't beat the dragon. I tried several times and had to turn off the game. Another time I repeated it, treking up the long dungeon to finally reach her, beat her, then lose to the Dragon and eventually turn off the game. I repeated this whole process maybe 3/4 times. Then when I finally beat her, I found the save point and continued playing. During my next playthrough, I beat her 1st form, and before taking the portal to the dragon battle, I accedentally moved the camera. Oh, what's that? A SAVE POINT!!???! So I could have saved and not have had to traverse Hollow Bastion 5 times! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

I never finished KH 1. Not even Destiny Islands because all the running and turning gives me a headache.

I also never finished Days for the same reason...almost.

I lost counted of the times I died during the battle between Master Eraqus and Terranort.

 

idk what else;;;

[Snow 1,800]

You couldn't have been that little if you knew about lesbians.

 

Oh, I wasn't that little of course.

Just the ripe old age of 7.

[Shana09 5,769]

KH1: When I keep on falling down in the Cave to the bottom and repeated this process 50 times on accident.

[Snow 1,800]

More fails:

1. I thought Donald had feelings for Yen Sid.

2. When I was watching the trailer, I fell out of my chair and hit my head against the wall.

3. I threw my shoe at the screen when I saw Santa in KHII.

5. In KHII, I came close to beating Sephiroth four times, and was always killed by his meteor attack.

6. When I fought Oogie Boogie, I kept falling off of him and got so enraged that I threw the TV on the floor.

7. I died in the fight with the first shadow I fought when I had the Keyblade in KHI.

8. I didn't know you could use magic in KHII until about halfway through the game.

9. I still think Sora is gay for Marluxia.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Oh, I wasn't that little of course

Just the ripe old age of 7.

 

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Man I was sheltered; I don't think I knew about them until 12/13!

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

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Man I was sheltered; I don't think I knew about them until 12/13!

 

I didn't know what a Lesbian was until I was in 5th grade.

[Obi-wan 411]

Fails continued

11 In BBS it took me three days to win against Hook

12 It took me three hours to beat Xemnas's final form.

13 I still think to this day that Vivi was a heartless

14 I thought when I saw Marluxia's image that he was a girl

15 It took me a week to beat Vexen on Re:Com

16 It took me a month and a half to beat Ansem in Re:Com

17 When I saw Axel and Roxas the seconded time I paused Axel's face at the right moment and yelled, "He's a fishy!"

18 When I saw two Riku's in Re:Com I passed out and had pressed the power button as well.

19 During the scene when Riku turns into Ansem I had got a nosebleed when he did it before pulling dropping them game and having the game pop out.

20 I honestly though Vanitas was Sora when I saw his face because I had watched that scene and not anything else.

[Lexa Infinite 141]

1. It took me 4-7 hours to beat sephiroth in both games

 

How is that a fail?!! It took me a whole year to beat him on easy in KHII, another six month on expert and I still haven't got him in KHI. >_<

[Lexa Infinite 141]

• I didn't know I could change my Keyblade until after I had defeated KHII <-first played FYI
• I got pwned by Demyx for a whole month. I hated him sooooo much for a long time. Damn time trial.
• I thought Roxas was in the mansion for the longest time.
• I thought Yen Sid was DiZ for the first couple of times playing. >_>
• I couldn't beat Clayton in KH1.
• I beat KHII.....then realized I couldn't save at the end and realized I hadn't saved for 5 hours.
• I yelled at my TV when Axel died. As in, I was raging and swore to sue Square Enix for it (until I saw the Jump Festa trailer).
• I have had several dreams about Vanitas. (NOT GIVING DETAILS, PERVS)
• I thought that Xion was Riku's nobody.
• And the biggest fail of all......This is soo embarrasing...when I defeated KHII for the first time, I cried. Like a baby. My sister comes and she was like, WTF is wrong with you? ^T_T^ IT'S SO HAPPY! OH MY GOD, I FINALLY DEFEATED IT! IT'S OVER (unintelligable noise)! OH, MY GOD! AXEL, ROXAS, WHY? ^T_T^

No, I'm not kidding. I have never been so absolutely moved by a video game.