I love puns. So I guess this is sort of a game. Just post puns (don't have to be KH related) I'll start.

 

I was gonna tell you a bad Kingdom Hearts pun... then I realized that would be HEARTLESS of me

Why did Proton run away from Electron? Because he was positive he was a negative person.

 

 

(Bad science pun)

Why did Proton run away from Electron? Because he was positive he was a negative person.

 

 

(Bad science pun)

Dang i reached my Quota ; v ;

 

(Another bad science pun)

 

How many brains of single-celled organisms does it take to figure out how to sexually reproduce?

None. They all have Nuclei for brains.

I'd insult you and call you a Nobody, but that would be Heartless.

Your puns suck! Face the wrath of my OBAMA RASENGAN!

Wait, go Slowbro! She's only 16!

Steve!

 

Jamaican me crazy!

Can i offer you dis pear?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.

 

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

Bad pun warning

 

 

 

 

 

Good eeveening gentlemen.

Alright ten.

No pun in ten did.

 

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish, unless you play bass.

 

reading while sunbathing will make you well red.

What if you could catch the commen cold with a pokeball?

I changed my ipod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

 

when chemists die, they barium

 

we're going on a class trip to the coca-cola factory. I hope there's no pop-quiz