"Hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (it hurt, she landed on her face )

i wanna kiss you in the face(while kissing) and also i have herpes......in the mouth

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by crashrobot55

You wanna have an Australian kiss?

It's like a French kiss

but down under

/shot

"You're a girl right?"

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by Sky Heart

"Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

 

my friend used this on me today omg

Oh well theres a long list of dumb ones ive had guys use on me ...lamest overused ones are :

 

1. Are your feet sore/ tired ? Because you've been running around in my head all day .

2. How about some pizza and sex tonight ? What , you dont like pizza ?

 

 

Lameeeeeeeee

This dumbass kid said this to me at a party, (I swear I'm not lying.)

"What cha doin sexy."

And something this guy said to me on YT.

 

"Girl you need to stop trying and get to my place now."

I hate this world.

"You make me feel like the Grinch, cause I just grew 3x larger. And I'm not talking about my heart." *winks*

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by Sky Heart

Are you from Jamaica? Because you're jamaican me horny -____-

Will you marry me.

 

 

 

*look down* Hey, you gonna eat that?

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by Wolfgang

You are so beautiful, I want to be reincarnated as your child so I can breastfeed from you until Im 20.

 

I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.

how much does a polar bear weigh... enough to break the ice high my name is...

Lets go to the bedroom and F*@#

If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

 

I lost my Teddie bear can I sleep with you?

 

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

 

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

 

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

 

Can I borrow your phone? (Why) Because I want to tell my mom I met the one.

 

Am I dead? Because I see an Angel.

can i milk your cows

Would $50 bucks cover it?.........*Waits for response.* No, I'm not a cop.

Lets go to the bedroom and F*@#

 

I use that one a lot

A bit wordy for some of our younger members.

 

 

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

 

 

You know, under these clothes I'm naked. How about you?

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by Ertyx

I use that one a lot

 

Aren't you as little young

"You like Kingdom Hearts? Then lemme close that Keyhole for you."

 

Aren't you as little young

 

You're never too young to harass people.

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by Sky Heart

Aren't you as little young

 

Nope I'm not actually

Are you a Wii, cause baby, I'd like to play.

My pen!s is like a metapod it only knows harden

"Hey miss, how fast can you run?"

"Huh? Not that fast."

*Evil Troll Face.* "Perfect!"

Are you a Wii, cause baby, I'd like to play.

 

who wants to play the wii?

who wants to play the wii?

 

It's from the commercial...