My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

 

I think they fail equally.

Edited June 5, 201213 yr by Riku'sAngel

tutti frutti. Basically, I find that any of those lines that are commonly used are bad. Like the "roses are red," etc. lines are as dull as dirt. If anything people should just be themselves if they want to try and go out on a date with someone.

Have you ever peed in a sandbox?

Because you're such a cat, Me-ow!

eeeeeeeeeeeeew!

what.

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.

 

 

God no.

Why can't anybody just say "Hi, I'm....... Nice to meet you"?

>3> 2:01

That is just a terrible pick up line. If you want a good one just say:

 

Hey

I just met you

and this is crazy

but here's a gun

so shoot me, maybe

I love this line

one day i wish i can travel to USA and use this line to the first girl i see,i wonder how a girl would react

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Edited June 5, 201213 yr by Nikolasvanitas

I laugh at pick up lines .I prefer real convo please not cheesy, overused bullshit .

Edited June 5, 201213 yr by Flaming Lea

You're my pikagirl in the pokeworld,

I've won a gym badge but you've won my heart.

Pikagirl in the pokeworld,

And now that I caught you, we can't ever part.

I want to insert my floppy into your disk drive.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm Dave Strider

And I'll firetruck you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you were a Pokemon

I'd choose you

 

You make my metapod harden.

Edited June 6, 201213 yr by lizzie1238

How ya doin sexy?

(I think I said this already .)

Nice tits,

Lets fuçk.

 

Guess how often that works.

Nice tits,

Lets fuçk.

 

Guess how often that works.

 

Knowing this world.

5 out of 10 times.