Posted July 19, 201213 yr Simple respond with a lame pun,joke or phrase label your joke with a number. 1.Bought my shirt at a zombie store everything was half off.
July 19, 201213 yr I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It's impossible to put down Edited July 19, 201213 yr by Namikaze
July 19, 201213 yr 6) i used to be a keyblade wielder but then i took a keyblade to the knee Edited July 19, 201213 yr by keyofdestiny
July 19, 201213 yr 7. Are you from Tennessee cuz your the only TEN I SEE HAHAHAHAHA...why arent you laughing?..
July 19, 201213 yr Am I the only one who laughs at these? Maybeee~....Tahno not in the season finale of Legend of Korra? I guess he's someone that we used Tahno
July 19, 201213 yr What did the cat say to the couch? Nothing cats and couches can't have a conversation.
July 20, 201213 yr Bolin saw Korra kiss his brother after they spent the day together? I guess he's Bolin in the deep. Edited July 20, 201213 yr by Kingdom Sora
July 20, 201213 yr a man went to the doctor and said "ive been having weird dreams lately. once im a teepee then im a wigwam then im a teepee then im a wigwam." doctor: "well it appears that you are too tense" (two tents)
July 20, 201213 yr What happens when Mario hits lava in Bowser's Castle? His entire body melts away from the heat of the lava
July 20, 201213 yr Random FaceBook girl: OMG 1D IS SO HAWT AND AWSOME! I WANT DEM SO BADWE! I'M GONNA GET DEM DRUNK AS FUK #YOLO Me: *Grabs my Death Note* *writes down her name* News: THIS JUST IN! A local resident has had a car accident while driving towards a One Direction concert. The car seemed to be filled with alcohol so we'll count the indecent as a Drunk Driver Me: One less yoloer to deal with Edited July 20, 201213 yr by Kingdom Sora
August 10, 201213 yr okay these are really dumb... knock knock, whose there? vanitas. vanitas who? exactly what i said, idiot where does a one-legged person work? Ihop this one is sorta long: what is the difference between elephants and grapes?--grapes are purple and elephants aren't what did Jane say when the elephants came over the hill? --here come the grapes! (she was colorblind) what did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? --here come the elephants! (he wasnt colorblind ) what did Tarzan say when the elephants wearing sunglasses came over the hill?--nothing (he couldnt recognize them) what did Tarzan say when the giraffes came over the hill?--you darn elephants arent gunna fool me this time! (wow, that was weird ) kid1: did you know that gorillas paint their faces yellow? kid2: why do they do that? kid1: to hide in banana trees kid2: impossible! i've never seen a gorilla in a banana tree! kid1:thats because they paint their faces yellow knock knock. whos there? who who who? I didnt know you spoke owl! LOL (its pretty bad when im laughing at my own jokes) Edited August 10, 201213 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper
Simple respond with a lame pun,joke or phrase label your joke with a number.
1.Bought my shirt at a zombie store everything was half off.