Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

:oI don't have any money! D:*dies*hai keys owo

 

Hi djaifodaihdoa

:oI don't have any money! D:*dies*hai keys owo

 

*gives kirby money*

*happy hedgehog noise*

There is a new model! The Poop Juicer 9001!

Old news my friend! The Poop Juicer 9002 is out now!

 

:oI don't have any money! D:*dies*hai keys owo

It's free with the purchase of a glass of Poop Juice, for a limited time only. This is only the normal Poop Juice though, not the kind with pulp.

<.< can i lick your toenails?

<.< can i lick your toenails?

not if i lick them first

Yo’ mama can’t reach my body and touch itIt’s my body, you see?Yo’ mama can’t reach my garden, otay?It’s my garden, you dig?

O_o Stay here while I get Jeff the killer.

I can defiantly beat you at a dance contest. 

I'm gonna take all the breaths you take

Old news my friend! The Poop Juicer 9002 is out now!

 

It's free with the purchase of a glass of Poop Juice, for a limited time only. This is only the normal Poop Juice though, not the kind with pulp.

 

 

Any new features?

Any new features?

Yes! It contains video feed so you can watch your poop being juiced!

I bet your dad eat momerats

I will ALWAYS be able to watch you.

From the shadows....

Riku accidentally kissed you while he was half asleep x( I saw it and I cried!!!

T_____T Cuz you don't look anything like me you probably don't even have so much as a skirt on o-o;

 

In all honisty?

o-o;

No...I was awake.

I was pretty startled...
  Then I started to like it

Just kidding

Riku kissed me and you wished it was you i'm sure But see riku like's ME not any men so you'll have to keep dreaming lol

I like your profile pic @u@ I HATE your signature.

What the casanova are you trying to tell me...

Old news my friend! The Poop Juicer 9002 is out now!

 

It's free with the purchase of a glass of Poop Juice, for a limited time only. This is only the normal Poop Juice though, not the kind with pulp.

 

Isn't poop juice just diarrhea?

Isn't poop juice just diarrhea?

In 2013, we'll all be ponies somehow.

 

If it hasn't happoned already?

;

CloakedSchemerX, I choose you!

 

Use "stalk!"

Its super effective!

Reading...

*the hell is going on!*

whale crackers