Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

All your sweets are belong to us

All your sweets are belong to us

*taps wand on your head* You are now a giant cupcake.

 

Bahhhhh, you used too much frosting! And there's sprinkles in my eyes.

Kdjdjdjdudjebdudbehsowkwhrudbfue IMMA SHANK A BRO!

edward is a lie

Reeling.

 

What is reeling, you ask?

 

It is when something makes you react in such a way that it sends your mind into a high speed chase.

 

Positive reeling, like when your crush looks at you, is like an orgasm in the mind.

 

Negative reeling---like listening to a person in a torture room---is like spinning in a computer chair.

 

 

At 100 miles an hour.

 

 

In the blazing desert sun.

 

 

Falling from the sky.

 

 

In a great ball of fire.

Edited June 5, 201312 yr by KHrulz

I demand you to dance the hokey pokey while eating bacon!

I DARE YOU EDDY TO SCRUB THE WINGS OF A BAT AND STOMP LIKE A ZOMBIE WHILE WHISTLING ROW-ROW-ROW YOUR BOAT THROUGH A CAR WASH.

 

*derp*

I saw Roxas eating a bar of soap while square dancing on the top of a water bottle

I like trains...

Your being stalked by Batman!

spider man ate your cookie

I'm a pony

Manatees. Manatees everywhere.

Edited June 7, 201312 yr by Xiro

THIS IS VEGASSSS!!!!!

Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend i'm a snail

I troll people online while I'm wearing a horse mask

You're doing it wrong! It should be a hedgehog mask. 

there's a cow eating a hamburger in your closet

There's a flamingo in my cardboard box

I HAVE A RACOON EATING MY BUTT.

You left the toilet running upstairs again, didn't you?

;

You're one of the most normal/sane fangirls I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

ITS RIKU OMGOOMG SQUEEEEE GLOMPGLOMPGLOMP KISSSSS YUM I LOOOOVEE YOUUUUUU!!!!

 

k im done speaking my true mind now

May I have the pleasure of sharing a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich with your belly button?