Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

Supercalifratulisticapsealaldosius, even though the sound of it is something quite atrociuse....

SEARCH THE MIND-OWL! _{the mind-owl is everywhere... :blink:} 

Greetings, Earthling: take me to the nearest McDonalds. 

Greetings, Earthling: take me to the nearest McDonalds. 

Hi Person Who Isn't Le Olde Man 8D

I made you a smoothie out of my friend's boots. Would you like it poured on the roof?

I know what you're thinking... * hic *

What's a nice place like me.. * hic* doing in a girl like this?

I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!! * hic * 

? Idea place u who are but and to go where.

*hold knife to persons neck* there. that should make you nervous. *giggles*

いいえ、真剣に、あなたはお金を持っていますか？私はいくつかを必要としています。

trampas no se vale usar otro idioma

Ashenputtel!

Edited November 29, 201311 yr by KingdomHearts25

Why didn't you tell me that couches could sing?

LOOK! FALLING PIRANHAS FROM THE SKY!

Will you eat this chicken bone for me?

Will you eat this chicken bone for me?

No. 

 

I'm not drunk, I just have an inner ear infection. 

you will get me a copy of Pokemon Y and some tea if i kick your snake?

you will get me a copy of Pokemon Y and some tea if i kick your snake?

No. 

 

Jeff The Killer lives in my closet. 

 

Shhh... go to sleep. 

You boss looks like a tulip

Have you seen my microwave? I think my hedgehog mistook it for carrots.

YOUR HOUSES ARE SHOWING.

 

8D

Do you know how fast you were going?

 

No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it!

 

* drumriff * 

dog cake or cat cake?

woop woop woop!

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

* pushes your nose *

Boop.