Of course, no one would be able to stop their onslaught of Canadians riding [moose, beavers, gigantic bottles of maple syrup]. What was the president thinking! Surely those Canadians seem nice and all (obviously living proof of this is Deadshot himself [he says sorry too much]) but on their home turf, they must be unstoppable! We would have to zig-zag through fields of igloos, a skill they have learned through their specialization of hockey and curling. Soon enough the streets of America would be filled with Mounties, Tim Hortons, and everyone would be forced to say "Eh," after everything. Then what's next? THE WORLD.

writing this killed a part of my soul ow

did u kno 3 of my internet bffs are Canadians

Namikaze can be mentioned too

 

 

 

The streets are already starting to become filled with Time Hortons

It has begun already, and you didn't even notice.

Such is the power of Canadian tactics

They have adapted to the cold and know how to go through the 50ft snow they have, invading them will be us wishing for death.

They will hunt us down, using their polar bears, mammoths and beavers and we wont be able to see them coming.

Also we all will be living in igloos if we don't their reign of terror that is about to begin!

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by Shana09

Because Canada is the real enemy of the world. Fear us.

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by baylaust

You forgot our deadliest weapon. Meavers.

This is like the 4th time we came up with a plan to invade Canada.

this thread made me miss my 1337 rep mark that makes me depressed

I've not even heard this before now. What the hell, where was this? And what exactly would be the point of invading Canada?

They will hunt us down, using their polar bears, mammoths and beavers and we wont be able to see them coming.

 

Not at all. We use our polar bears to hunt, yes.

But we use the beavers to destroy bridges and cut off water supplies

And our mammoths level entire cities in minutes

 

I've not even heard this before now. What the hell, where was this? And what exactly would be the point of invading Canada?

 

Our water

I'm being totally serious

You forgot our deadliest weapon. Meavers.

 

ur gonna fight us with a gay mans anus or pubic hair?

watt

http://www.urbandict...php?term=meaver

 

Not at all. We use our polar bears to hunt, yes.

But we use the beavers to destroy bridges and cut off water supplies

And our mammoths level entire cities in minutes

 

We're doomed.

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by Shana09

We have plans to invade Canada? (Also you forgot to mention that Canadians are half bear.) (I bet no one gets the refrence I just made.)

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhuzzG5Bv0

 

obv you don't understand

 

why canada is awesome (not as awesome as america but still pretty great)

-genn

-bay

-cella

-beavers

-better hockey players

-overpriced food (marketing scam geniuses)

-they're not beginning to evolve into a socialist or potentially communist government

-canada is practically unhateable because they really don't do anything

-the flag. it outdoes even Nepal's flag.

-loonies and toonies. when I went to canada I thought those were the coolest things ever 8D since here we use dollar bills mostly

-eh?

 

case and point

obv you don't understand

 

why canada is awesome (not as awesome as america but still pretty great)

-genn

-bay

-cella

-beavers

-better hockey players

-overpriced food (marketing scam geniuses)

-they're not beginning to evolve into a socialist or potentially communist government

-canada is practically unhateable because they really don't do anything

-the flag. it outdoes even Nepal's flag.

-loonies and toonies. when I went to canada I thought those were the coolest things ever 8D since here we use dollar bills mostly

-eh?

 

case and point

 

If I could like your post I would, but I'm out of likes. lol

 

Btw, it really sounds like you know what you're talking aboot.

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by Ertyx

I always liked Canadians. There were two of them in one of my classes, and they were HILARIOUS. Just don't mess with their hockey and you'll be alright. ;D

Canada is super great because THEY HAVE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE AND NO ONE BITCHES ABOUT IT. IN FACT, THEY LOVE IT AND APPRECIATE IT. I WANT TO BE CANADIAN.

Canada is super great because THEY HAVE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE AND NO ONE BITCHES ABOUT IT. IN FACT, THEY LOVE IT AND APPRECIATE IT. I WANT TO BE CANADIAN.

 

/must..contain..political...rant..

I've been saving up my Canadian money (currently have 10 dollars) to buy a book from Cananda. If I ever get to go. There's actually quite a lot of Canadian money floating around here in the US, now that I think about it...

...HATOK IS RIGHT. :blink:

Canada is super great because THEY HAVE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE AND NO ONE BITCHES ABOUT IT. IN FACT, THEY LOVE IT AND APPRECIATE IT. I WANT TO BE CANADIAN.

 

COME FORTH

I've been saving up my Canadian money (currently have 10 dollars) to buy a book from Cananda. If I ever get to go. There's actually quite a lot of Canadian money floating around here in the US, now that I think about it...

...HATOK IS RIGHT. :blink:

 

After I went to a trip to Canada during High School my friend and I came back and had like, nothing but Canadian quarters left. We went to the local pizza place and paid purely with said Canadian quarters. No one questioned us.

 

COME FORTH

 

-runs into Genn's arms- make me yours Genn ;A;

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by Kirux

 

 

After I went to a trip to Canada during High School my friend and I came back and had like, nothing but Canadian quarters left. We went to the local pizza place and paid purely with said Canadian quarters. No one questioned us.

 

 

 

-runs into Genn's arms- make me yours Genn ;A;

 

srsly u need 2 immigrate here maaaaaannnn

srsly u need 2 immigrate here maaaaaannnn

 

I'm so broke, Canada would break out into "I dont' want no scrubs" by TLC

 

 

I'm so broke, Canada would break out into "I dont' want no scrubs" by TLC

 

wait a few years and then have canadian babiez 8D

wait a few years and then have canadian babiez 8D

 

I shall hunt a canadian man and declare to him we shall marry and procreate so I can vie for a canadian visa!

After I went to a trip to Canada during High School my friend and I came back and had like, nothing but Canadian quarters left. We went to the local pizza place and paid purely with said Canadian quarters. No one questioned us.

 

 

No joke, I found about $30 in quarters on my dresser and desk a while ago and I've been buying my lunch for about 2 weeks with just quarters. Unsurprisingly enough that money has all gone to Tim Horton's. Oh Canada indeed.

 

On another note, do you guys have donair in the states or is that just a Canadian Maritimes thing?

Edited September 21, 201213 yr by BehemothSteve

Invading us is easy. Staying is the hard part.

 

Hope you packed scarves.