I didn't write this. But who cares?

 

1. We get to drink fruity, delicious cocktails without getting mocked by our friends.

2. Boobs.

3. We have so many more options for clothing than guys do.

4. We smell awesome.

5. It doesn’t sound gay when we comment on the attractiveness of a member of the same sex.

6. We can get things for free if we flirt with the waiter for long enough.

7. We never have to pay for our own drinks.

8. We don’t have to suppress our emotions.

9. Pinterest.

10. We get out of speeding tickets easily.

11. Lacy panties.

12. Everything we could ever need is in our purse.

13. A man will do almost anything for you if he thinks he’s going to get laid.

14. We make manipulation an art form.

15. Our wedding day is really all about us.

16. Most days are really all about us.

17. There’s no such thing as a short woman’s complex

18. Heavy things are for guys to take care of.

19. So are spiders.

20. An ugly girl can become passable with the right hair and make-up, an ugly guy is just firetrucked.

21. We live longer.

22. No matter how small your hands are, nobody wonders how small anything else is.

23. PMS is a legal defense for murder.

24. We always have company in the bathroom.

25. There’s not a girl equivalent for whiskey dick.

26. We can be aroused in public without being arrested.

27. Never having to open a door.

28. Pedicures.

29. We understand the power of a good hair day.

30. We look awesome naked.

 

Most of these are kinda true :W

*Get your Popcorn, because the Shit Storm is about to Begin >: D*

*Also I do not advocate stereotypes, but I do find them funny*

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Ztar

Just reading through these wierd comments and seeing Neku and Ztar flirt with everyone is scaring the hell out of me .

Just reading through these wierd comments and seeing Neku and Ztar flirt with everyone is scaring the hell out of me .

 

KH13 has a lot of perverted flirty people.

KH13 has a lot of perverted flirty people.

 

you would know ;3

 

 

wuv u

 

as far i read... this is gonna get ugly... so anyway

LET´S THE SEX WAR BEGIN!

13. A man will do almost anything for you if he thinks he’s going to get laid.

20. An ugly girl can become passable with the right hair and make-up, an ugly guy is just firetrucked.

 

Ouch.

Ouch.

 

oh yeah to number 20

 

The same thing goes for guys if girls need the "right hair and make-up", guys "need" to be fit and have sexy hair.

 

 

even tho i dont really care that much about it and everyone actually looks good

And in this corner we have females, those lean, mean feminist machines and in this corner we have males who are......whats this? This just in the males have withdrawen under the pretences of its illegal to hit women. sorry folks no battle of the sexes tonight

 

 

Is it clear to you that I'm firetrucking pissed to high heaven? That list is demeaning, derogatory and offensive. And ON TOP of gender stereotyping, it's prejudiced, sexist and homophobic. There are so many things wrong with list. It's unacceptable. IT SHOULD NOT EXIST.

 

So I'm going to close it because I know in which direction this is going.

 

Hey..

Im going to reopen this thread, because honestly I don't agree with what you have said. This is clearly a joke, and I really don't understand how it could be interpreted in any other way, especially in ways that you have mentioned. For example, I don't see how its homophobic at all.

 

Feel free to PM me if you want to discuss this more. Or talk to DChiuch

 

 

31. Lingerie.

*Also I do not advocate stereotypes, but I do find them funny*

And in this corner we have females, those lean, mean feminist machines and in this corner we have males who are......whats this? This just in the males have withdrawen under the pretences of its illegal to hit women. sorry folks no battle of the sexes tonight

 

technically, it's illegal to assault anyone regardless of gender. Just thought I'd point that out.

18. Heavy things are for guys to take care of.

19. So are spiders.

 

It's funny because the guys in my class are all afraid of spiders and it's usually the girls that have to open a window and take care of them http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png

Hard abs > boobs. σωσ

Hard abs > boobs. σωσ

 

absolutely

 

but...

boobs are amazing tho ;n;

 

HARD TO PICK

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Shana09

Okay but can we all agree that there are some great people who look mighty fine naked in either gender?

Okay but can we all agree that there are some great people who look mighty fine naked in either gender?

 

That...I cannot argue with. I can think of a few mighty fine ladies and gentlemen that I would not mind seeing nekid. σωσ

The reason why more women do porn then men is because men are just damn ugly when they are naked.

 

Abs<Tits<Ass<Tits & Ass

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Amon

I really wanna say something sexist here....but I can't bring myself to do it....so I'll just stay as an observer....

The reason why more women do porn then men is because men are just damn ugly when they are naked.

 

Abs<Tits<Ass<Tits & Ass

 

Tits<Ass<Abs<Dick<Dick & Abs

Tits<Ass<Abs<Dick<Dick & Abs

 

You've clearly never seen a dick, they the most disgusting of all organs.

You've clearly never seen a dick, they the most disgusting of all organs.

 

im sure they're nott

You've clearly never seen a dick, they the most disgusting of all organs.

 

Speak for yourself.

im sure they're nott

 

Trust me I have one, imagine an elephant nose with another elephant nose coming out of it or an elongated mushroom, both of which are surrounded by curly, rough, hair, sticky, and smell horrible.

Trust me I have one, imagine an elephant nose with another elephant nose coming out of it or an elongated mushroom, both of which are surrounded by curly, rough, hair, sticky, and smell horrible.

 

o-o

i don't think it'll smell that bad unless u clean it daily

o-o

i don't think it'll smell that bad unless u clean it daily

 

Even if you do, it doesn't exactly smell like roses.