Chapter One: Sora96's Quest

"I've had enough of this bullshit!" Sora96 practically shouts at his monitor. "I'm sick and tired of not being treated like I'm being important around here!" He complained to nobody in particular. "Not even Snow respects me!" He said, wiping a tear from his eye. "...that's it. I'll kidnap DChiuch... and force him to make me an Administrator..." He said, sniffling. "I'll show them that I'm important, too." He realized he had left a Tinychat page open, and his microphone was on. The username said "guest18152" so he shrugged it off as some noob member. He closed out of the tab and began typing out a long debate about why Miranda Kerr was sexier than Keira Knightley on an open notepad window.

 

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After he finished getting dressed and disguised, Sora96 put a rag in a small bucket of warm water which had chamomile and ground up sleeping pills, hoping it would be as effective as the normal drug. He wrung it out and balled it up in his hand. He went out his window and stuck to the shadows, and began his trek to Daniel's house.

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Daniel laid on the couch, his head on Aaron's lap. Aaron had somehow fallen asleep in his upright position, but Daniel disregarded it, his eyes fixated on the television screen. Sora96 slowly opened Daniel's window and slipped in quietly. He shut it behind him and pressed his back up to the backside of the couch. He could tell Aaron was asleep, so he snuck around the couch. As soon as he saw Daniel, he pressed the rag up to his nose. "Brayd--" Daniel was about to say, but lost consciousness due to the heavy does of sleeping drugs.

 

He slowly drug Daniel off of Aaron's lap and tried to lift him, but Daniel was too heavy. He didn't notice Daniel's phone fall out of his pocket. He drug Daniel out of the house through the window, closing it cautiously behind him.

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Meanwhile, Shana was in the locker room with baylaust and hatok.

 

 

Alright, I'm done writing. I promise the next chapter will be much funnier. For now.. I just need to try to get some sleep. >_>'' and sorry it's short. this went through SO many stages of development.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

Chapter Two because fear is keeping me awake

 

Sora96 finished typing out his stupid, pointless, and long debate when Aaron opened a chat message with him,

 

Aaron: DUDE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Sora96: Do what?

Aaron: KIDNAP DANIEL!

Sora96: I didn't kidnap him... I was busy typing a debate of how Miranda Kerr is sexier than Keira Knightley. Would you like to read it? I've been typing it out ALL NIGHT.

Aaron: Uh, no thanks. BUT STILL WHERE IS HE

Sora96: I don't know what you're talking about.

Aaron: HE NEVER LEAVES HIS PHONE ON THE FLOOR AND HE NEVER LEAVES WITHOUT IT. AND HE PROMISED ME SEX TODAY ;(

Sora96: Um.. I didn't do it. Come search my house. I can prove it.

 

*Two minutes later*

Aaron has posted a new status update.

 

Aaron: GUYS EVERYONE SORA96 KIDNAPPED DCHUICH FIRST ONE TO SAVE HIM GETS MODERATOR POWERS

Comments:

Snow: OMG OMG OMG I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MOD BRB GETTING A PLANE TICKET

Xaon: seems legit.

Kirux: Aaron pls.

Sora96: Aaron, I didn't kidnap him.

Rob: all his life Robbie has waited for this day... but he is too old to do anything about it.

Snow: GUYS IM BACK I GOT A PLANE TICKET TO ASIA

Kirux: Snow... they live in Austraila

Snow: firetruck MY LIFE

coolwings: wat

devereauxr: lmmfao why nawt call teh cops or summon the xblade

Aaron: guys pls this is serious *locks status*

 

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Sora96 pushed Daniel into the basement. "Make me an Administrator." Daniel shook his head furiously, who was bound and gagged. "Fine. Let's see how long you live down there." He said, slamming the door.

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Shana pulled her skirt back up, putting her hair back in order. "Alright hatok, baylaust, where's my money?" She asked. hatok and baylaust looked at each other. "We... um... don't have it. " Shana clenched her teeth. "GET OUT." She said, pointing at the door. "But this is the guy's locker room-" hatok tried to protest. "GET OUT." She repeated, and they sheepishly left as Shana sat on the bench, brushing her hair.

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Snow was bouncing around the airport terminal. "I WANT A TICKET TO AUSTRAILIA THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME CHANCE TO BECOME A MODERATOR." He yelled at the receptionist. She stared at him blankly. "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money." Snow was about to cry. "BUT THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE PLEASE YOU HAVE TO LET ME." She sighed and handed him a ticket. "Don't tell anyone I did this." She said, putting her finger on his lips. "Sshhh... it's okay..." She said, dragging her finger down his chin. Snow trembled and shrank back into the crowd of people.

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coolwings read the status update over and over. "Hmm... Aaron seems serious." He said. "But then again I can avoid getting trolled unlike Snow and kick back and read some hentai doujins... and Final Fantasy 13... but maybe I could actually meet Snow in real life. Decisions, decisions."

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Xaon sat behind his computer, reading the status update by Aaron. "SEEMS LEGIT." He yelled. Everyone in the grain mill looked at him strangely. He ignored them, and rose from the computer, storming into his boss's office. "GIVE ME SOME MONEY." He said. His boss's eyes widened, as if he were threatened. "OKAY, TAKE IT ALL." His boss cried, pointing at the filing cabinet. Xaon opened it greedily and took handfuls. He bolted out of the office and didn't bother to drive his car. He ran to the airport terminal, money flying out of his hands the entire way.

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Trey stood up from his chair to sit on the table, which promptly broke. He sighed, got up, and went back in his chair. "So... Austrailia to search for Daniel. I would go but... I've shaved... I don't want Snow to see me like this, he's too awesome... and now he's making me say things I don't mean because he's the author.... and his voice is sexy as hell... but then again... I have to go because he'll end up making me anyway."

 

 

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Alright, second chapter down.

If anyone wants to be added, let me know and I'll gladly do it.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

lol It's like you know what's going on inside my brain o.o

I've been waiting for something like this since I joined 3 and a half years back.

 

This is beautiful. Just pure magnificence. -tries to hold tears back-

two thumbs up! Can't wait for the climax

Chapter Three. Again. No sleep.

 

Snow checked the ticket. It was a ticket to Asia, and a sticky note that said "Call me" on it. "Wait... I said Asia, right? Yeah, they live in Asia."

Snow got back on his computer to let people know, but Kirux commented on Aaron's status, "Snow... they live in Australia." Snow nearly fell over from shock. "firetruck MY LIFE!" He yelled angrily, tearing the ticket in half. He sighed and rubbed his forehead. He really didn't feel like going back to the airport, because that woman might be still there. He shuddered.

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Shana sighed. "Maybe I should write some baytok smut to get back at them..." She wondered. "They're probably not going to pay me, like last time, or that time before that. Why do I keep letting them get away with it?" The bell rung and a ton of boys stormed the locker room. Shana screamed and ran out.

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Sora's Little Helper sat back in his chair. "Yes. Weedanort." He said smugly to himself. "Weedanort. Finally I think of something that amuses others." He said with a quiet laugh. He came across Aaron's status update, and his eyes slowly widened. "Me? Become a mod? For finding DChiuch? But the problem is do I really want to?"

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coolwings put his headphones on as he thought. "I really would like to meet Snow, but then again doujins. Hope x Lightning. Sazh x Dajh. ... firetruck it. Snow needs help finding DChiuch. maybe if we both find him at the same time we can both be moderators...." He wondered. "I like the way I think." He said, sitting up and patting himself on the back. "Now how will I get the money?"

 

Xaon skipped into the terminal, leaving a trail of money. He saw the same woman Snow did. "HEY LADY." He said happily. "I NEED TO GET TO AUSSIE-WORLD." He said, throwing his money at her. "Give me... all of the tickets." He said, reaching into his pocket and putting on his shades. The lady nearly fainted by his awesomeness and scattered all of the tickets in the air above him." He grabbed a few when he heard some girls scream, "BILBOOOOO!" He gasped. "I, uh, need to go." He said to the swooning woman behind the counter before he ran from his rabid fangirls.

xaon love me now

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Trey rubbed his eyes. "If Snow's really going, maybe I should go. See how he is in real life. If he's a badass like he says. I know for a fact Xaon would be going because... well... he's Xaon. and why am I have conversations with myself?" He wondered.

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VanitasisKirby was depressing every soul on KH13 by denying her sexyness. Even Keysofblades was feeling down. She sighed and looked at her keyboard. "I'm not sexy, why does Snow keep saying that I am?"

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Paranoia sat back in his chair. "Aaron... I am disappoint." He said, shaking his head. "You're doing it wrong. You're not trolling right. But then again people are falling for it. But I don't know if it is real..."

 

coolwings has posted a status update:

AARON GIVE ME THE MONEY TO BUY A PLANE TICKET AND ILL HELP YOU

Comments:

Aaron: NO

coolwings: fine then, don't ever have sex with DC again

Aaron: OKAY OKAY DO YOU HAVE PAYPAL

coolwings: no give me your credit card number

Aaron: >_> fine I'll PM you it

 

Sora96 throws a raw steak at DC in the basement. "Eat up, or make me an Administrator. Or you could starve." Daniel just stared at the steak. Sora96 sighed. "Fine ,you need more time to decide."

Why do I feel that this should go to "Best of KH13" once it's done?

*Checks my PMs* where is Aaron's credit card number?

Hahahaha This is firetrucking amazing!

Hahahaha This is firetrucking amazing!

 

you all liked the post I reported for accidental double posting.

 

funny.

Damn you sent these out fast. Hope you get sleep eventually.

 

These are really funny. Nice job, Snow.

Damn you sent these out fast. Hope you get sleep eventually.

 

These are really funny. Nice job, Snow.

 

but sleep is redundant

I need more.

Like, right now.

 

MORE.

 

is not sexy

I need more.

Like, right now.

 

MORE.

 

is not sexy

 

non

I do not condone the anagrams of pear.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

This is the most amazing story I've ever read.

No sarcasm, I'm being honest here.

Idiedlaughingaboutxaonsorry

Did this really happened??? http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png

Did this really happened??? http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png

 

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png I think it did! And they must have deleted all the evidence proving it was!

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png I think it did! And they must have deleted all the evidence proving it was!

 

BLASPHEMY!

Did this really happened??? http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png

 

I am now pissed off. WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

 

I KNEW SORA96 WAS EVIL.ITHINK.

Chapter Four. Still haven't slept. And I'm getting inspiration from this guyhorse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdI7RJr9ooA

 

Snow sighed, and dragged himself back to the airport. He saw that tickets to Australia were all over the floor in front of the counter and the woman behind the counter had lost consciousness. He picked one up and used it to board the plane. The woman on the intercom said the flight was delayed for a few hours due to maintenance. Snow buried his face in his hands.

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Trey sat with his elbow on his desk and his hand holding his head, staring blankly into the computer screen. He felt a warmth engulf his head and jumped in shock. He felt his head immediately, but there was nothing there. He sighed in relief and got up. Trey walked away from the computer but stopped. "OH I JUST CAN'T LEAVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT DRUG THE AUTHOR IS ON!" he yelled, turning around and glomping his monitor. "All my friends and waifus are inside you." He said, stroking the back of it warmly with a creepy smile.

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Xaon ran into an alley as his rabid fangirls ran past him, leaving a heavy trail of drool. "BILBOOOOOO!" They continued to call mindlessly as they ran down the street, obviously not caring about who saw them. "Whew..." He said. "That was a close one." "...bilbo." A voice said in his ear. "NGYAH!" He said running down the alley until there was nowhere left to run. "KIRUX! NO! I'M TOO YOUNG!" He cried. Kirux cornered him into the alley and grinned crazily. "Biilllboooo~ dooo the tonggueeee thing~" Xaon climaxed eight times from the shock before turning around and attempting to climb the wall behind him. Kirux glomped him from behind against the wall. He pushed her off and, by the sheer force of will and some sort of drug the author was on, he ran up the wall, out of Kirux's grasp. He reached the roof and collapsed on it, catching his breath.

 

"BIILLLBOOOOO!" She called. "BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!" She said, pressing herself against the wall awkwardly. "Okay... okay... now to get back to the airport..." He said.

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Paranoia decided to do nothing at all for the remainder of his life.

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Shana went back to the locker room because more guys and maybe more money.

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coolwings entered Aaron's credit card everywhere and drained all the money from it, except the amount needed for the plane ticket. He smiled devilishly and hopped on his bike to begin the 4327645354327543 mile ride to the airport. "Snow, I'M COMING FOR YOU BRO!" He yelled, his feet going amazingly fast on the pedals.

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TheApprenticeofKingMickey didn't give a firetruck about Daniel and actually did her job as a moderator, unlike all the other ones.

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Sora96 sent a really cool horse downstairs to hang out with DChiuch.

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Jim farted in a bucket, and bragged to Sora96 that he could do whatever he wanted in America.

 

Sora96 posted a new status update.

GENN! JIM WONT STOP TROLLING ME! BAN HIM!

Comments:

Jim: umad bro

 

I was lazy and Xaon kept bothering me so I gave him a long chapter.

I'm a Xaon fan now.

I'm a Xaon fan now.

 

Woot! Wait....Just now? D8

I've always been a Xaon fan. Ever since I first spoke with him.

 

I'm a Xaon fan now.

 

was it just because he ran up a wall

Woot! Wait....Just now? D8

 

Yep.

No~

I just needed... time and the right person.

 

I've always been a Xaon fan. Ever since I first spoke with him.

 

 

was it just because he ran up a wall

 

 

yes.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Shera Wizard