A girl sits at her computer. She scans KH13 for any new posts, and listens to one of her many husbands read her Harry Potter on Skype. She eats brownies, walks her dog, drinks maple syrup, exchanges pleasant 'eh's with her fellow citizens, and is quite average. Except, of course, she is Canadian.
Being a Canadian, Genn is of course a Leafatarian. The Leafatarians are a religious group that worships sparkles and the ideas of demolishing capitalism, high belief in socialist democracy, free healthcare, uncreative flags, and filling the world with peace. An evil, terrible group, obviously. One of Genn's husbands, bay, is also Canadian, and therefore Leafatarian as well. They are the only ones of a giant marriage who actually believe in Leafatarianism.
Sacha, one of Genn's wives, was pacing around her room. She curled her blonde hair around a finger nervously. On Skype, Genn was saying crazy things, like 'Canada legit has a military', and 'Obama'. It was Leafatarian talk for sure, but how was she to stop it? "Genn," She said sweetly to gain her attention. The Canadian's head popped up. "Would you like to fill the world with sparkles and peace if you could?"
"Of course!" Genn responded cheerfully.
Sacha frowned. Genn's committment to the Leafatarians was strong. It might even cause Americans to realize that Canada was real! "I have to go do Yankee things." Sacha quickly pulled up the video chat window for Shana.
While Shana may not have been part of the marriage, Sacha needed the help of a strong anti-Leafatarian. "Genn and bay are fully committed to the Leafatarian side."
Shana sighed, and in her deep, manly voice, answered, "I knew it. They've convinced them Canada is its own country. We'll have to kidnap them and bring them to New York. That might knock out some of the brainwashing. I'll call up Ally."
Ally was the newest of Genn's wives. She lived in the magical land of Homestuck, but occasionally ventured out into the real world, such as when she proposed. When Shana offered her the chance to kidnap Genn and bay, Ally didn't hesitate to agree.
Wearing her replica Homestuck horns for no apparent reason, Ally crept into the dark land of Canada. Niagara falls roared in the background, while mounties on fat ponies ate donuts and drank maple syrup. Maple leaves littered the sidewalk, which was apparently rainbow-colored. Unicorns pranced through the sky, banners attached to their sides with slogans like, "LOVE EVERYONE" and "LOLFL-LOTS OF LOVE FOR LEAFATARIANS". Below the unicorns and not too far from Ally was a hockey game, where the players screamed and attacked each other without reason. A polar wandered toward Ally, and banged its head against her, begging for maple syrup--the sole food Canadians lived on. Ally shooed away the polar bear and began her search for the two KH13 users.
Meanwhile, Sacha and Shana were continuing their Skype conversation. "Operation Rescue the World From Canada begins now." Shana's gravelly voice poured from Sacha's computer's speakers.
"This should be easy. If we can stop those two, the rest of the Leafatarians' mind control will be broken." Sacha smiled hopefully.
"I don't think it'll be that easy." Kirux popped onto the screen.
"Kirux!" Sacha yelped.
"Genn has brought me under her spell. I am an all-powerful Canada lover! We will not stop until the whole world is controlled by Canada!"
[note: if anyone is offended by how I portray them, please let me know and I'll change it.]
Chapter 1
A girl sits at her computer. She scans KH13 for any new posts, and listens to one of her many husbands read her Harry Potter on Skype. She eats brownies, walks her dog, drinks maple syrup, exchanges pleasant 'eh's with her fellow citizens, and is quite average. Except, of course, she is Canadian.
Being a Canadian, Genn is of course a Leafatarian. The Leafatarians are a religious group that worships sparkles and the ideas of demolishing capitalism, high belief in socialist democracy, free healthcare, uncreative flags, and filling the world with peace. An evil, terrible group, obviously. One of Genn's husbands, bay, is also Canadian, and therefore Leafatarian as well. They are the only ones of a giant marriage who actually believe in Leafatarianism.
Sacha, one of Genn's wives, was pacing around her room. She curled her blonde hair around a finger nervously. On Skype, Genn was saying crazy things, like 'Canada legit has a military', and 'Obama'. It was Leafatarian talk for sure, but how was she to stop it? "Genn," She said sweetly to gain her attention. The Canadian's head popped up. "Would you like to fill the world with sparkles and peace if you could?"
"Of course!" Genn responded cheerfully.
Sacha frowned. Genn's committment to the Leafatarians was strong. It might even cause Americans to realize that Canada was real! "I have to go do Yankee things." Sacha quickly pulled up the video chat window for Shana.
While Shana may not have been part of the marriage, Sacha needed the help of a strong anti-Leafatarian. "Genn and bay are fully committed to the Leafatarian side."
Shana sighed, and in her deep, manly voice, answered, "I knew it. They've convinced them Canada is its own country. We'll have to kidnap them and bring them to New York. That might knock out some of the brainwashing. I'll call up Ally."
Ally was the newest of Genn's wives. She lived in the magical land of Homestuck, but occasionally ventured out into the real world, such as when she proposed. When Shana offered her the chance to kidnap Genn and bay, Ally didn't hesitate to agree.
Wearing her replica Homestuck horns for no apparent reason, Ally crept into the dark land of Canada. Niagara falls roared in the background, while mounties on fat ponies ate donuts and drank maple syrup. Maple leaves littered the sidewalk, which was apparently rainbow-colored. Unicorns pranced through the sky, banners attached to their sides with slogans like, "LOVE EVERYONE" and "LOLFL-LOTS OF LOVE FOR LEAFATARIANS". Below the unicorns and not too far from Ally was a hockey game, where the players screamed and attacked each other without reason. A polar wandered toward Ally, and banged its head against her, begging for maple syrup--the sole food Canadians lived on. Ally shooed away the polar bear and began her search for the two KH13 users.
Meanwhile, Sacha and Shana were continuing their Skype conversation. "Operation Rescue the World From Canada begins now." Shana's gravelly voice poured from Sacha's computer's speakers.
"This should be easy. If we can stop those two, the rest of the Leafatarians' mind control will be broken." Sacha smiled hopefully.
"I don't think it'll be that easy." Kirux popped onto the screen.
"Kirux!" Sacha yelped.
"Genn has brought me under her spell. I am an all-powerful Canada lover! We will not stop until the whole world is controlled by Canada!"
[note: if anyone is offended by how I portray them, please let me know and I'll change it.]