I swear I can't google minecraft servers without finding a stupid 'Christian' who want's to be a complete asshole. It's people like these that really make's me embarrassed to believe in God.

 

Firstly, this is what I find after googling minecraft:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

 

And not only that, I look at some of the threads and find ridiculous sexist bullshitery!

"Only Sluts get Raped"

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=81719

 

"Protect your family the Christian way: Let uninvited guests rape your daughter!"

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668

 

Why?

Why must these people be on this Earth?

God make a black hole that sucks up only all of the stupid people like this off of this planet.

Please.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

ghijgirjgiojrgir I can't anymore.

I can't.

Pray for patience, 'cause praying for strength might result in someones death...

 

 

Also, I heard that they are selling land on the moon, if you are serious about leaving. I've been saving up for a plot.

Edited November 22, 201212 yr by Zola

I smell a troll......

 

Seriously, no sane man would make such accusations on Minecraft of all things!

Those first two links are horrific

But that third one is just

What

Is

Wrong

With

People

 

Edit: WTF. please tell me he doesnt mean what i think he does

 

Later on in the Bible, Peter tells us that Lot was a "just" and "righteous" man (2 Peter 2:7-8). And as we all know, Lot's daughters look upon him with respect. Soon after the escape from Sodom, to show their gratitude, they get their father drunk and have threeway incestual sex with him.(Genesis 19:31-35)

To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.

Edited November 22, 201212 yr by Xalaru

It must be a cult. They don't worship the same god as me. They worship themselves and their distorted image of some vengeful god.

 

Now I need to look at cute animals or I'll implode

 

 

 

 

 

The landover baptist church is known to be a troll website. Stop feeding them people and give your tears to some of the other trolls!

I lose like 5 IQ points when I look at those things.

I don't know any christians that actually believe any of that crap ..Either someones trolling or its a cult bc i grew up in the church and my grandfather was a pastor and I was never taught any of that .

After reading through some of those, there is no way that it isn't a troll site. Many, if not most, of the posts are blatantly written troll posts. The fact that the site even exists is a travesty in and of itself, but I doubt that most of the people there are actually sincere.

It must be a cult. They don't worship the same god as me. They worship themselves and their distorted image of some vengeful god.

 

Now I need to look at cute animals or I'll implode

 

 

 

 

 

 

if there was a love button i would click it for this.

Not all who believe in God are dumb.[ I hope I'm not dumb ] Though there is some out there who make the believers look like dumb assbutts.

 

Like the Landover Church.

It's a Troll website don't worry guys. It's made and designed to tick people off and it works.

 

 

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional^[1]Baptistchurch based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptistweb site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in theUnited States.

The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptistchurches and Biblical literalism.

Edited November 23, 201212 yr by axele

I swear I can't google minecraft servers without finding a stupid 'Christian' who want's to be a complete asshole. It's people like these that really make's me embarrassed to believe in God.

 

Firstly, this is what I find after googling minecraft:

http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=51266

 

And not only that, I look at some of the threads and find ridiculous sexist bullshitery!

"Only Sluts get Raped"

http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=81719

 

"Protect your family the Christian way: Let uninvited guests rape your daughter!"

http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=54668

 

Why?

Why must these people be on this Earth?

God make a black hole that sucks up only all of the stupid people like this off of this planet.

Please.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

ghijgirjgiojrgir I can't anymore.

I can't.

 

Seems like Satire to me.

 

I Laughed my ass off while scrolling through those threads

 

 

-edit-

 

but over all Clearly satire~

 

see?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

 

The church is even in a Fictional town called "freehold" in Iowa.

 

Relax besides this thread should be in random

 

I knew it the second I read your post~

Edited November 23, 201212 yr by Sigrun

Even if this is a troll site, there is people out there who are like that.

NOTE: look at the dude Cranky old dude or whatever it's clearly a internet troll