What would do with Kingdom Hearts?

Troll everyone.

Troll everyone.

 

...you monster

NOT make my fans wait years upon years for new titles.

NOT make my fans wait years upon years for new titles.

 

Because Nomura totally has control over that

Troll everyone.

 

Impossible. If there's one thing this site has taught me, it's that KH fans have no idea what trolling is.

Because Nomura totally has control over that

 

 

Well, I sure as hell would, I tell ya hwhat.

Honestly, Kingdom Hearts would suck.

Troll everyone.

 

Troll?

Because Nomura totally has control over that

Impossible. If there's one thing this site has taught me, it's that KH fans have no idea what trolling is.

 

Haha. Very true.

Kill all the main characters!!! And then get sued by Disney...

Impossible. If there's one thing this site has taught me, it's that KH fans have no idea what trolling is.

 

People try to troll here? o.O

Make SoraxRikuxKairi more canon...and SoraxNaminé. σωσ

People try to troll here? o.O

 

Apparently

 

Make SoraxRikuxKairi more canon...and SoraxNaminé. σωσ

 

So basically, make Sora a superpimp

To do list as Nomura:

 

Make all yaoi pairings canon and get a lot of money!

 

I would make side game about Kairi's grandmother and I wouldn't release KH3 until the year 3582.

 

I would make new final form for Xehanort, walrusnort.

 

EDIT: this will be the new main theme:

Edited November 26, 201212 yr by dusk

I would make side game about Kairi's grandmother and I wouldn't release KH3 until the year 3562.

 

I think you mean the year 358/2

I'd make a sex scene between the Beast and Gaston.

So basically, make Sora a superpimp

 

Duh, errybody wants a piece of him....even Ariel, then whole Eric thing is just a phase. σωσ

If I was Nomura i'd be very protective of my money, and make KH awesomer.

Edited November 26, 201212 yr by Libirica

1: Plan everything. I will have entire stacks of notes detailing every important aspect to every character, concept, mechanic, timeline, etc I will ever include ever.

2: Hire a team to help me show all said important things in a way that's interesting, logical, and leaves no room for my fans to make fun of me or my storytelling on their forums. The team's job is also to critique/beat me with a hammer for anything that might not be a good idea.

3: Fix my spleen, and then my ideas and/or how I show those ideas.

4: Take pains to make sure the theme is friendship and other close relationships rather than romance.

5: Cry upon realizing it still won't stop shippers from shipping. Plan my suicide.

6: Realize I can't tell my super-awesome story and make money off of it if I'm dead. Grab coffee, pick myself back up.

7: If time permits, I will overlook everything every single one of my workers do. If anyone makes a mistake that fans can pick up on and use as leverage for why my work sucks, that worker will be catapulted out of the building. If the person doing with the mistake is me, my team will catapult me out of the building, then revive me because I'm Nomura and I'm rich.

8: Release game when everything is perfect.

9: PROFIT

10: Start on new project. Repeat cycle.

I'd make Mickey gay with Yen Sid, than I would bring Marluxia back to life so he could prance with his flowers. Oh, and Larxene would come back to be the badass bitch we all know she is.

Oh, I'd also make usre the main character is just a bunch of characters in one person. Totally not an orgie there.

Then his friend too,

but leave out the girl.

If I were Nomura, I make XehanortxKingdomHearts canon cB

If I were Nomura, I make XehanortxKingdomHearts canon cB

 

It already is

Xemnas goes into Kingdom Heart's hole in KH2. What more do you need?

(Then again, that could be because of Terra, couldn't it be...?)