(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

It was the result of a rave party in the Realm of Darkness.

 

How would Sora react to meeting Xion?

He would most likely say "Kairi? I thought you were back on Destiny Islands! Darn you, can't you move one step without teleporting to random places?! Now go make me a paopu sammich!"

 

 

Where does Demyx keep his sitar when he's not fighting?

In his hair

 

why did xemnas have a different coat when he was inside kingdom hearts in kh2?

Because otherwise he'd melt

 

When does BBS take place?

From the shooting stars in Rea;m of Departure, to Apprentice Xehanort coming to.

 

Why isn't Riku the protagonist?

Edited February 4, 201312 yr by Gambler'sApprentice

Because you would beat the game in 2 hours while listening to endless my chemical romance soundtracks.Why can't there be something more powerful than kh?

Because clearly no one can handle KH. Something more powerful than a heart shaped moon could possibly destroy the universe.

 

 

Why sea salt ice cream?

because hedgehogs

 

When will Xehanort finally grow his hair back?

when he uses hair growing shampoo...oh wait.

 

Why is it like so many bad guys in kh have white hair?

Because it makes them look wiser and less crazy, especially when they fail trying to obtain ultimate power and Kingdom Hearts.

 

 

Where does the Darkness figure that protects Ansem SOD come from?

sora's shoes

 

why does ansem SOD have silverish white hair?

Because he uses special hair dye

 

Is Goofy a walrus?

No he is a costume actually with two midgets inside.Is xion a girl or a boy?

Depends on the light.

 

 

Why does Castle Oblivion seem so spacious?

Magic, of course.

 

Why does every other evil or dark keyblade have an eye in it?  Creepy.

Because Kingdom Hearts is looking for the one ring to rule them all.

 

 

Why a gummi ship?

because Gummy Bears created gummi ships

 

What would happen when Ven and Roxas meet each other

Their brains may spontaneously combust and Sora will cease to exist.

 

 

What would happen if Aqua and MX met again?

Edited February 7, 201312 yr by xoblivionx13

They'd catch up over tea.

 

Why does Sora use so much hair gel?

So he can use his hair as a weapon in case his Keyblade disappears.

 

 

Why does Roxas have such messy hair?

he was scratching his hair too much

 

why did the darkness attack the destiny islands

Because he wanted that dang paopu fruit.

 

 

Why did the Heartless take Kairi's heart?

to give it to sora.

 

why did axel try to get roxas to rejoin the organization

Because he needed someone short enough to use as an armrest.

 

 

What does Demyx play on his sitar?

baby by justin bieber. demyx is bieber's biggest fan

 

why does xaldin have 6 lances