(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because it makes games 20% better D8

 

Why is my riku plushie so soft? x3;

Because he was made by a master Moogle.

 

 

 

Why did Riku want to fight Roxas?

Because, he needed to vent by beating up a small child. No just joking, not that he would do that anyway.

 

What type of Poke`mon is Sora?

Water

 

What is Sora allergic to? 

Small feet! That's why he has big shoes!LOL!

 

What color hair would Kairi and Marluxia's son have?

Purple.

 

 

Why does Goofy have the most sensibility of the group?

Because (that's all I can say)

 

 

 

Why isn't Sora a fairy godparent?

Because he would most likely attempt to eat the wand.

 

 

Why does Ansem the Wise want revenge?

Because he lost his Fairies to Xehanort in a magical duel

 

Why is KH in HD on KH1.5

Because Nomura was not going to lose in solitare? IDK I just said something weird, I couldn't figure an answer out !

 

What would Sora do if he was in Sugar Crush?

Get crushed by sugar

 

 

What would happen if they put Sora in SSB

IDK? 

 

Why does Xehanort always pick on Riku? (Gosh, I just made the stupidest joke ever in my head LOL)

Because he wants him to get a haircut.

 

 

Why does Roxas become stronger by the end of Days?

Because he had a moderate and steady diet. 

 

Why is Namine's hair blonde? 

She got tired of being a ginger so she dyed it.

 

Why does Roxas have a keyblade?

Because he's the reincarnation of ventus.

 

Why are the worlds planets?

Because they wanted to give Disney movies different worlds even though they all end up pointing at a place on Earth

 

 

 

What would Sora's final smash be if he was on SSB?

Shitting bricks

 

 

 

Is Marluxia black?

What kind of question is that

 

 

Why did Lea get.a keyblade?

He wanted to be cool

 

Why is kairi's hair so pretty?

Because she uses an all natural island breeze shampoo and conditioner set with a hint of paopu fruit.

 

 

Why does Xigbar have an eyepatch?

He lost a bet and now has to dress as a pirate for the rest of his life.

 

Why doesn't Donald wear pants?

Because he always ends up burning them when he uses his magic.

 

 

Why does Sora have the Keyblade?

because the dark lord satan said he must have it

 

why does xemnas look like a girl

Because he has a Youtube channel where he does makeup tutorials.

 

 

Why does Isa (Saix) still have his scar?