(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

He keeps sticking his finger in the light sockets, even after Saix told him not to.

 

Did you ever see Sora eat?

Yes. I make him sandwiches everyday like the good little fangirl I am

 

How did saix get his scar?

Cut his face shaving his unibrow.

 

Why is Sora's hair brown instead of white?

Because WAFFLES

 

Why did Xemnas take the entire Org.XIII to go shopping?

Because it was shop night, 

 

Why does Roxas like Namine?

Who WOULDN'T like Namine?

 

Is Sora a boxers or briefs guy?

Thong type of guy.

 

if Marluxia, Vexen and xemnas were all drowning, what kind of sandwich would you have?

None: my mom's a banana.

 

 

Why did Jack dance with Sally in KH II?

Because pancakes don't wash clothes

 

Why does sora wield the keyblade?

Because a remoteblade would be to weird.

 

If you could have a slave, who would it be? 

You

 

Why does xion have smaller boobs than kairi

Cause kairi got implants.

Why does Roxas like sea salt ice cream so much?

Actually he doesn't Axel forces him to eat it or he'll push Roxas off the edge...... 

Why?

Why not?

 

Is Xigbar a pirate or a ninja?

A penguin .... HAH

Sora's eyebrows or Riku's??? 

(BTW I LOVE 30STM just wanted to say....) 

...EYEBROWS.

 

When did Ven start training with Master Xehanort?

When the bubbles lived in Traverse Town. 

 

Why is Auqa a girl? 

Because she lives in a house full of boys.

 

Why...EYEBROWS.

Why not ass....imple question? 

 

Why is the keyblade a blade, but Donald's staff ain't? 

Because the staff is just not cool enough.

 

Is Vanitas a seme or a uke?

Totes uke

 

Why does terra wear baggy japan pants

Because his butt looks really bad in biker shorts, and his thong chafes. 

 

Why is Riku silver haired? 

cause hes one bad butt emo which is friends with your avatar

WHEN did sora eat his dinner?

He didn't: he lived off his body fat for two years. 

 

Daisy is with Donald, Mickey with Minnie...

Who's with Goofy? 

Goofah. 8D

 

Why are KH plushies soooo cute? x3;

Because they contain cuteness vials, that explode on hug~contact. 

 

Who is " Seifer"?