(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because is sexy.

 

Why is riku so hot?

Because he cut his hair.   WHY RIKU???!!! You looked so badass with the long hair!

 

Why did Radiant Garden's name changed to Hollow Bastion?

(the like button isn't working...)

 

Because the other name had a copy write that wasn't legal to use lol

 

How DID square manage to use ANY copy write characters in these games?!

Square forced Disney employees to watch two girls, one cup until they gave the rights. (To anyone wondering, DO NOT watch that video, I insist that you don't. Trust me.)

 

Why does Xemnas look like Terra?

cuse Xemnas is Xehanorts and Terras Child 

 

 

 

Why did Riku dive deep into Sora in 3D

Because he wanted to get inside him and really go deep.

 

How come Marluxia, who is a man, looks more like a woman?

cuse Transgender duh  

 

 

Why doesnt Xemnas cut his hair like Riku did? 

Because Xemnas's hair doesn't actually exist, so no scissors can cut it.

 

Why is Phil obsessed with the Hydra's back?

He wants to bring sexy back.

 

Why can't Phil hail Hydra?

 

Peace!

cues he's to busy with Aqua. 

 

 

wht story reason is there for truning Chi's cards to metals.

Because Mansex was being too rowdy that day.

 

 

 

Why is Sora so special?

Because he's Nomora's little brother, in reality.

 

Why was that answer so much WIN?

Because of its winning-ness.

 

How the heck did we get to Page "69" already? ... *snicker*

Because Bill Cyther would make an AWESOME ansem

 

Why isn't there a gravity falls world yet?

Because Dipper is going ghost in the Soul Society whilst escaping from the cast of the greatest anime ever, Cory in the House.

 

 

 

How come there have been 7 console KH games (minus remakes and III) in 13 years?

Because there are seven lights and thirteen darknesses.

 

Why is Sora's hair so spikey?

Because he's a male yui and if yui was male she'd be more serious about looking like the little rock star she is (Yui is a girl from K-On!, btw. her personality remind's me of sora's, thats why i mensioned her )

 

Why doesn't riku have a girlfriend in the games?...not that it bothers me, since it makes him mine more

 

EDIT: Also, i forgot to mension that yui is in a band. thats kinda what k-on is about lol. i wonder if anyone else here has watched that show! i love it, its so cute and funny

Edited May 21, 201510 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Because he's too much for the ladies to handle.

 

How does Jiminy Cricket keep himself inside Sora's jacket whenever he's fighting?

He's a ninja. Duh.

 

Why does Ariel remind me of riku sometimes?

Because sassy 

 

Why is Sora so happy? 

Because he eats a lot of ice cream. Oviously! LOL

 

Why does Ansem like Riku so much?

That answer is highly x-rated

 

 

Why is Ansem brown? 

It's been almost a year, so why not.

 

Because he spend too much time in the sun.

 

Will Sora start smoking weed in KH3?

No, he's already been doing it since Dream Drop Distance!  The dude was high as f*ck throughout the whole game!  Riku was calling out to him, and all the while, Sora was just cruising on the high lane!  Ya get me!?

 

Will Sora finally eat dinner?

Yeah, but after letting it sit for more than ten years, it's gonna taste like ass.

 

Will we ever see Deep Jungle again?