(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

They would be Donald and Goofy- they just forgot him on an island...

 

Does Roxas really have a rock's ass?

Roxas is a Rock/Light type

 

 

Will Roxas ever have his own children or rather is even able to do so

Probably when Sora does???

 

What kind of car does Sora drive?

The Soramobile!!!! Cuz he's Batman!!!

 

Oh, wait...

 

Anyway, when Xion comes back, do you think there'll be a love triangle brewing between her, Roxas and Riku?

No She's in a foursome with Roxas, Namine, and Axel/Lea

 

Is the Player in love with Ephermera or Skuld?

Edited August 11, 20169 yr by GotMilk5101520

Neither, but with Sully, a Dream Eater.

 

Where did Sephiroth go?

He went to finish knitting his shirt for Cloud.

 

Since Kairi likes Sora, does that mean she also likes Ven?

Edited August 11, 20169 yr by WonderHeroe

That would be inception!!!!  Poor Sora!

 

Why does Xehanort like possessing young bodies so much? B)

For Xehanort getting in a relationship is like black jack he's trying to hit 21 but ends up getting 14.

 

 

Did Xehanort ever have acne

(I will come back later and like this post )

 

Yes, that's the disadvantage of taking over young bodies all the time.

 

Why is Xehanort bald?

Because all that darkness gave him hair loss!  Talk about sad!

 

Who are Xehanort's parents?

Edited August 13, 20169 yr by The Transcendent Key

The darkness and Dankness

 

 

Why are Keyholes so hard to get?

They're legendaries, though I heard using a lure module increases the chance of them appearing! 

 

Is Aqua really thirsty for Terra? (pun intended)

No, Terra is too earthy for her.

 

Why did Riku get so much taller than Sora?

No, Terra is too earthy for her.

Why did Riku get so much taller than Sora?

Because he took growth type drugs!

 

Why was the Neverland keyhole actually on the clock tower in London and not actually in Neverland?

It is to foreshadow the final battle of Kingdom Hearts IV.

 

When will KHIII come out?

It is to foreshadow the final battle of Kingdom Hearts IV.

 

When will KHIII come out?

August 20th, 2018

 

Why did Fire magic change from a projectile attack in KH1 to an attack that circles around the user in KH2?

Cuz Sora wants people to see him rock his flames!

 

Would Neku want Sora as a room mate? 

Cuz Sora wants people to see him rock his flames!

 

Would Neku want Sora as a room mate?

 

No, because he doesn't want to get emotionally attached to Sora!

 

Why was Xion missing for days in 358/2 Days?

She was venturing for Team Instinct

 

Will Sephiroth beat Cloud?

Edited August 16, 20169 yr by KHfan4

Probably, because darkness!!!!

 

Will Squall ever meet any of his FF8 buddies in the KH series?

Edited August 17, 20169 yr by The Transcendent Key

If he ever decides to go to Twilight Town, then maybe.

 

Why weren't there any Heartless in Atlantica during KH2?

Because capturing the world's heart wasn't worth sitting through a damn musical.

 

Where are the other Keyblade wielders during the time where BBS happened?

In the Unchained realm, hanging loose and partying hard!

 

Will Xehanort use the power of Kingdom Hearts to regrow his epic mane from his younger self?

Nah, that's what he got Terra for!

 

Why does Axel wants everyone to know his name?