(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Neither because they both went to see that Jessie McCartney concert so many years ago.

 

Did Xehanort ever burn his steak?

Why you think he's evil. He burned his steak and sought out No Name.

 

Does the Master of Masters enjoy dank memes?

Because he can erase time.

 

Is Yen Sid the final boss?

No, Pete's Final form

 

Why doesn't Mickey have keyblade armor?

He does. What you think his skin is. His actually body is just a small mouse.

 

 

Is a Invi actually Shesha?

Only if Gula is Winnie The Pooh.

 

What happened to Pongo, Perdita and the rest of the Dalmatians after KHI?

they live now on that dog street pence seems to like so much

 

is the 100th acre wood book actually the book of prophecies?

No, Piglet has it under his shirt

 

Is it a coincidence that most Kingdom Hearts characters have blue eyes?

Yes, the twist is that the "no family" joke finally gets subverted when it's revealed that everybody in the KH universe is related.

 

Who are those three NPCs that show up in Agrabah after the Keyhole is locked?

They are Jafars Nobody and Heartless. His darkness was so strong is made a humanoid Heartless. But he's done being evil so he's just chilling. The 3rd one is Claytons Heartless. You killed his Nobdoy in deep Jungle.

 

 

Was that Clayton fight in KH1 a Nobody or the real Clayton?

All three of them. It's a big conspiracy.

 

What are Dream Eaters?

Guys who pull the dreams out of your head and eat them with milk.

 

Why is Aqua in the realm of darkness?

Aqua is in the realm of darnes**

not darkness because you can't get dark chocolate anywhere else that's darker. Dark chocolate (also known as black chocolate[1] or plain chocolate)[2] is a form of chocolate which is made from cocoa butter instead of milk-based butter like milk chocolate, and contains a higher percentage of cocoa. Found in the realm of darnes, The Government and industry standards of what products may be labeled "dark chocolate" vary by country and market.[3]

 

Who is sora?

who ISN'T sora??

why does everyone have so many zippers and pockets?

Because buttons were out of style.

 

Why does Riku wear a blindfold?

he doesn't have any sunglasses

 

Where does Sephiroth go when he isn't fighting or stalking Cloud (if that even happens?)