Yo Momma so fat that when she sky dives she bounces off the face of the earth, flies under the sun, and the chinese people say "Eclipse"

Yo mamma so stupid she writes her own yo mamma jokes...(/shot)

(Win, Sorage, win )

 

 

Yo mama so crazy she has a perferred customer card at an asylum!

Your mama so tall,she married a scyscraper....Idk my bro Nico made that one.He doesn't like your mama jokes. Bless his little chubby soul...

You mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license...

Yo mamma so hairy,the olny language she could speak was Wookie!

*Insert long Chewbaca sound*

Yo mama such a geek, you have more of a life than she does!

 

... fail.

Ouch Rebellexa, that hurts to us nerds.

 

Yo mamma so old and evil she was the FIRST heartless

/shot

Yeah, I know what you mean...

 

Yo mama so lame, she's obsessed with the Jonas Brothers!

 

(That one is commiting suicide. My mom actually said, "I can't help Joe's hot." She's also had a dream where she created offspring with him... now you see where I get my fangirlness from, only I'm a fangirl of cool dudes, like Zexion. )

Yo Momma's so bald that when she took a shower, she got brain washed (insult to those mothers who are bald probably none x_x)

your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen caller than the operator

Your mother is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

 

Your mother is so fat she broke a branch on the family tree.

your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen caller than the operator

 

Nice try Sly Cooper fan.

 

Yo mama is a lifeless b*tch that can't win a round of Checkers with a awesome monkey.

 

Did i overdo it?

yo mommas so old that she was in the same class as god in 3rd grade

Yo Momma's so fat she played the iceberg in the movie "Titanic"

 

Yo momma's so fat that when she visited haiti she jumped and buildings fell down! (too soon?)

 

Yo momma's so stupid that she drowned after seeing a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Yo momma's so stupid that when she was locked inside a matress store she asked "Great, now where am I going to sleep?"

 

Yo momma's so fat that when she stopped on a scale it said "Error only one person at a time please"

 

Yo momma's so short that she needs a head start to go pee in a toilet

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks all chinese people are Jackie Chan

Yo mama's so so stupid that she thinks that all german people live in Japan

you momma is so old she forgot how to die

yo mama so fat and ugly that when she got out of the water Japan thought she was Godzilla

 

yo moma so dumb she thought her mn'ms had w's on them

 

yo mama so ugly that when she walked into a Halloween store they asked if they could have her costume

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean she asked " Is this the kiddie pool?"

yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

 

you know...i actually did that...trip over a cordless phone...and it was the same day that i had gotten a concert band randomness trophy for doing so.

 

back on topic, your momma is so stupid that she doesn't know the differences in music styles.

you momma's so nasty, when i shook her hand i got herpies

Yo Mama so stupid when you she heard it was chilly outside she brought a spoon with her.

your momma is so dumb that she needs had the dictionary with her at all times.

your momma is so dumb that she needs had the dictionary with her at all times.

 

uh ok? seems like you need it.