Alright, it's time for the greatest battle to ever shake the foundations of KH13. Are you ready? 

 

There aren't really any rules to this battle, per se, but this is basically how it works:

• You can join or leave the battle at any time. 
• There are no official 'teams'. feel free to form your own alliances.
• You can use any form of attack/defense/general havoc causing action from any character from any story, be it a video game, movie, or even book. Heck, it can even be real life or something you just made up.
• Feel free to use any weapon you wish (if you feel like making use of a weapon), at any point. You can use a particular weapon in one comment, and you can still use it next time, or you can just forget you even had that weapon and move on to some other random weapon you never used before. Feel free to make it crazy, like one comment you can be wielding a sword, next comment, you're in a tank. Or make it interesting and have the sword turn into a tank if you want. 
• Make up the environment and use it to your advantage. I've had a friend push me off a "conveniently-placed cliff" before.
• The more ridiculous this battle gets, the better.
• You can make up actions that make no difference or do anything but make the situation more crazy. Like, you can choose to start dancing in the middle of the battle, if you wish. 
• NEW GUIDELINE: To make things simpler- if you're performing a joint-attack with another user, I'd say you should tag their comment. It'll make it easier to understand who's attack you're basing yours off of.

It sounds confusing, but it's actually pretty basic. Like, here's an example battle between myself and two other made-up users (first bullet is the format I'm using to demonstrate what happens):

• [username]: "[text in comment]" 
• Jim: "Stands on battlefield triumphantly"
• eddy34: "runs at Jim with giant sword"
• Jim: "backflips over eddy and lands on his shoulders"
• Kim03: "Sends a giant rhino to headbutt eddy and Jim to the moon"
• eddy34: "summons his keyblade armor and lands on the moon in an epic stance"
• Jim: "throws the moon, with eddy on it, at kim"

So, does that make sense to you guys? It's pretty simple, just have fun with it. Feel free to ask a question if you're confused.

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

remembers there is a giant cyclops after him and runs

*appears out of nowhere and calls hax on everyone while summoning countless pc monitors to fall from the heavens and hit everyone in the head*

 

(kudos to anyone who knows what i am referring to here)

*avoids pc monitors and casts barrier on everyone*

*does a little dance*

 

*makes a little love*

 

*gets down tonight*

Clicks "continue" on the GAME OVER screen, respawns outside of the barrier, dies from pc monitors

Grabs Blade of Olympus absorbs all the godly energy from it becomes immortal.

*begins making happy hedgehog noises*

Gives Jill a phoenix down and continues to run from giant cyclops

Throws Keys an ether before slashing Truthbringer with his swords

 

runs away from dev, jumps on cyclops and chases Xaon

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

Comes back to life, but under the "zombie" status, so promptly dies thereafter from the Phoenix Down

*gives Jill a resurrection bead followed by a full heal*

Steps on Jill Sandwich, and Keys.

kicks jim off cyclops then swallows it and spits out at jim

*tries to kick jim but gets my leg cut off instead, making me realize my new purpose as a pirate, so i go get a wooden leg, an eyepatch and a ship and is as such gone for the time being*

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Truthbringer

Uses his portal gun to teleport Dev and the cyclops to China

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

*uses quills to make Dev pull his foot back in pain and runs*

Transforms everyone in China into duplicates of myself teleports all my duplicates into the battle attacks Jim.

Casts magnega on all the Dev clones and unloads on all of them with some pulse ammo he borrowed from Irvene

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

Dev clones explode, and two ressurect for each one destroyed. Begins hostile takeover of earth.

*wins war*

*throws a party for Silent celebrating the victory*

*poses* The muffins were the key to my victory. 

*Bombs blow up, while SLH appears

 

CRY SOME MORE

8eats some popcorn while watching the havoc nearby*

*sits next to random and grabs some popcorn too*