Alright, it's time for the greatest battle to ever shake the foundations of KH13. Are you ready? 

 

There aren't really any rules to this battle, per se, but this is basically how it works:

• You can join or leave the battle at any time. 
• There are no official 'teams'. feel free to form your own alliances.
• You can use any form of attack/defense/general havoc causing action from any character from any story, be it a video game, movie, or even book. Heck, it can even be real life or something you just made up.
• Feel free to use any weapon you wish (if you feel like making use of a weapon), at any point. You can use a particular weapon in one comment, and you can still use it next time, or you can just forget you even had that weapon and move on to some other random weapon you never used before. Feel free to make it crazy, like one comment you can be wielding a sword, next comment, you're in a tank. Or make it interesting and have the sword turn into a tank if you want. 
• Make up the environment and use it to your advantage. I've had a friend push me off a "conveniently-placed cliff" before.
• The more ridiculous this battle gets, the better.
• You can make up actions that make no difference or do anything but make the situation more crazy. Like, you can choose to start dancing in the middle of the battle, if you wish. 
• NEW GUIDELINE: To make things simpler- if you're performing a joint-attack with another user, I'd say you should tag their comment. It'll make it easier to understand who's attack you're basing yours off of.

It sounds confusing, but it's actually pretty basic. Like, here's an example battle between myself and two other made-up users (first bullet is the format I'm using to demonstrate what happens):

• [username]: "[text in comment]" 
• Jim: "Stands on battlefield triumphantly"
• eddy34: "runs at Jim with giant sword"
• Jim: "backflips over eddy and lands on his shoulders"
• Kim03: "Sends a giant rhino to headbutt eddy and Jim to the moon"
• eddy34: "summons his keyblade armor and lands on the moon in an epic stance"
• Jim: "throws the moon, with eddy on it, at kim"

So, does that make sense to you guys? It's pretty simple, just have fun with it. Feel free to ask a question if you're confused.

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

Thanks!  *throws a Mushroom at you*

 

You have Wreck-It Ralph as your ally!  Awesome!  Now you must perish!  *uses Fix it Felix's hammer and fixes the thread instead of wrecking it*

Damn...Why do I fix everything I touch!?

Your welcome! THANKS FOR THE MUSHROOM! *eats it and becomes a bigger riku fangirl than EVER BEFORE *

 

I want the Disney Princesses as my allys (: *puts on my cute golden belle crown I have made* ^_^ *and SWINGS KEYBLADES AT BOTH OF YA D<*

Your welcome! THANKS FOR THE MUSHROOM! *eats it and becomes a bigger riku fangirl than EVER BEFORE *

 

I want the Disney Princesses as my allys (: *puts on my cute golden belle crown I have made* ^_^ *and SWINGS KEYBLADES AT BOTH OF YA D<*

Ralph: Oh wait! That mushroom! I didn't know....

 

Me: *RUNS AWAY* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ralph: Oh wait! That mushroom! I didn't know....

 

Me: *RUNS AWAY* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*bonks you and wralph on the head with duo keyblades *

 

*skips around like Sophia the First~~*

  :wub:

LOL, you people are awesome.  I gtg now.  Good night!  *uses ninja powder and disappears*  :ph34r:

*tries to hit ses with another bomb but he vanishes b4 it can even hit*

 

Darn... Cya!

 

You rock too!

Edited April 24, 201312 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Suddenly falls out of the sky and does a ground pound that sends everyone flying

Suddenly falls out of the sky and does a ground pound that sends everyone flying

*floats back down, elegantly, on one of my many many parasols~*

 

Also, I throw a ninja star at your head P=

Edited April 25, 201312 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Oh snap. *ducks*

Oh snap. *ducks*

*gets ready to BASH YOUR SKULL with an adorable parasol now~*

In a flurry of cherry blossoms, I appear. Sword at my side, I examine the chaos. "Who wishes to face me?"

I wish to face you. *gets golden hammer and bashes you with it*

I wish to face you. *gets golden hammer and bashes you with it*

 

Throws burgers at Jim

 

 

EAT JIM

EEAAAATTTTT

In a flurry of cherry blossoms, I appear. Sword at my side, I examine the chaos. "Who wishes to face me?"

*turns a pink parasol into AN OBLIVION KEYBLADE and points it twards you~*

ME~

=P

Edited April 25, 201312 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

OK I'M EATING

 

*takes a minute to eat the burgers*

Puts a bomb in one of jim's burgers.

Wow! It's exploding with flavor!

Edit: stahp replying so soon guys

 

summons batmobile

Edited April 25, 201312 yr by Shera Wizard

turns batmobile into a clown car.

 

throws a squid onto jim's face.

Edited April 25, 201312 yr by Xaon

Eats squid and learns the power of summoning the Kraken from it

 

Sends the Kraken after Xaon's clown car (which, little does Xaon know, was actually in the water)

Edited April 25, 201312 yr by Jim

picks up a giant slab of bacon and smacks jim with it

 

the clown car transforms into optimus prime and fights the kracken

*goes into Xaon's Tardis while everyone is busy fighting*

makes a one line post

Eats the Tardis

walks in as a non-whovian

 

 

KILL ME

Doesn't kill Shera

 

WHAT NOW