For many years the villain calling himself "Super Mario" has been jumping on the heads and smashing defenseless goombas. Why would he do this? All they ever do is walk back and forth!

 

Here we have video footage of Mario jumping on the poor creatures

 

 

As you can see the goombas were standing around peaceful when Mario decided to smash them. Do you hear the joy in his voice? He finds this fun! When the goomas tried to defend themselves they stood no chance.

 

Help bring justice to the goomas! Catch this villain!

 

 

No more innocent lives need to be lost to please this sick, twisted plumber.

 

But some of the goombas shouldn't exist.

like these ones...

In fairness, Goombas can kill people simply by walking into them. Some measures had to be taken.

What about koopas? They are always jumped on, forced into their shells, and tossed around by the crazy Italian plumber!

don't forget Luigi kills them too!

Oh my god... The memories of that game xDMy FIRST videogame experience

Shouldn't that reward be in coins?

i have the sudden urge to kill goombas.

*gasp* 1,000,000?! IN COINS?! *counts the amount of 1UPs*

It's not just Mario.

 

 

And there are those who make light of these terrible events: