What are the lamest pick up lines you've heard?

 

Here are some of the ones I know :

Those are nice jeans, may I test the zipper?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Hey do you remember me? I met you in my dreams!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

 

I have more but I'm lazeh

 

DISCUSS

"Have I seen you in Failblog? Cause your an Epic Win!" /shot

I'M GOING TO DO MY LAUDNRY....can I have some spare change?

 

It's a pick up line.....I guess? owo

"I'm Horny. What's your name?"

MADE ONE UP ON THE SPOT!!! xDDD

"I would tap that."

Seems like a broke my guitar. Can I see your string? (thong joke)

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

1) "I like that outfit on you, it would look even better on my floor."

 

2) "That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be coming too!"

 

3) "Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?"

 

4) "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? No? Would you like some?"

That fourth one is stolen from Austin Powers.. O3O

"Are you certain you don't have a little midget in you?"

"Yes I'm sure."

-scribbles another note-

"would you like to?"

hey- i like numbers, can i have yours?

 

do me now.

 

I am a bed inspector; let me check yours tonight at 8:00pm, not clothes included!

 

rofl!

"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

(This one kinda scares me... ._.' )

Oh yesh you may Tricia

Oh, I'm sorry Hinako, I was only kidding. I didn't lose it. xDD

DARN YOU!

rofl

Paolette;

you already took mine.

OH YEAH! woop! <33 >

"If you were a drink, you'd be my favorite flavor." /shot

If you were a videogame, I would so play you.

 

If you were a doornub, I would definintly want to turn you...on

 

I just get horrible and horrible

"I lost my first kiss. Give me my second."

"Drop your pants. NOW."

 

lawls

My reaction to that, Hinako, would be:

 

OH NO, THERE'S A FIRE IN MY PANTS. Quick! Put it out

lmfao lmfao

Here's one my bro thought of:

"If u were a booger,I'd pick u...FIRST! Lol

He got that off of a show called Johnny Test.

"Hey, my pants are too big. LET'S SEE IF TWO PEOPLE CAN FIT INTO IT!! 8D"

lol, That's ermazing.

"I have a tree in my pants, would you like to climb it?"

"Hey, my pants are too big. LET'S SEE IF TWO PEOPLE CAN FIT INTO IT!! 8D"

lol, That's ermazing.

 

*gets in your pants*

OH HELL YA

Yesh, we are amazuhzings! x3