What are the lamest pick up lines you've heard?

 

Here are some of the ones I know :

Those are nice jeans, may I test the zipper?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Hey do you remember me? I met you in my dreams!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

 

I have more but I'm lazeh

 

DISCUSS

"You, me, my place, ee er ee er ee?"

 

Your gonna get slapped.

^ O_o Most definitely going to get slapped.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that

@Zero Epic. x3 (Wait, weren't you Nes or something? o-O)

 

"Well... It's time to pay... -sunglasses on- ... for your crime."

-CSI Miami theme plays-

 

xDD Here's a fail.

Man: *holds chest in pain* Ah!! I think I need to go to the ER!

Woman: Oh mai gawd are you having a heart attack?

Man: No! I think Cupid just hit me

 

.........

FAIL!

 

how cuteeh *-*

"Did you know I could see the future?"

 

"Really?"

 

"You and me... between the sheets..."

 

I love that pick up line ^

.___.

xDD

Guy: You make me think of steaks.

 

Girl: How's that?

 

Guy: You're lean, juicy, rare, and make me go "Mm mm mmmm" ;D

"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR WITTY SOUNDING. D;

"YOU SUCK!"

...XDDD

IF I HAD A BOOGAR ID PICK U FIRST =P

if you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

 

Are you good at using computers? Cause I need help inserting my USB into your port.

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The first one is just wierd

 

the second one would probably get you arrested.

This is my ninja way, your mom!!!!!!

Hey babe, my name is (insert name). Let's play carpenter, first I get you hammered then I nail you.

augh horrible!

Guy: excumse me,but are you an astronat?

 

Girl: no why?

 

Guy: Because baby I could of seen you form space.

 

 

Gotta love high school.